Claw Page #4

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Not! (Both laugh)

- Like I'd get with

either of you anyways.

I do have standards you know.

- Oh really?

It's not what I heard.

That's not what Sandy said

when she dumped your ass

for filling up a

waitress in Charlie's.

Beer me.

- That's not what happened.

That's what she told you?

- What did happen?

- Forget it.

- We are officially out.

No more beer,

I guess that means it's

time to hit the hay.

- Oh hell no, we

ain't doin' that.

- What do you mean?

We have a long day

scheduled tomorrow,

we have a lot of

sight-seeing to do.

We need all the rest we can get.

- Yeah I'm actually a

little tired myself.

- Okay.

You all have voiced

your concerns,

and I hear you loud and clear.

But unfortunately,

you're going to have to kill me

if either one of you two

wanna get any sleep tonight.

So, let's take a vote on it.

All in favor for

going to bed tonight

raise your hand.

All in favor for not

going to bed tonight

raise your hand.

Ah, well,

I guess that settles it.

Get your I.D., get your wallets,

we are gonna find a bar up

in this country ass town

and we gonna find

some drinks and stuff.

Kevin, get your phone darling.

You're navigating.

- Can I just say,

I'm having a really great

time with you guys so far.

(laughs)

(deep, eerie music)

(upbeat rock music)

- This will have to do.

- You're buying the first round.

- Somebody please shoot me now.

- Well hello stud,

my name is Ella.

- Howdy Ella, name's Steve.

Did you three stumble into

these parts accidentally or,

plane crash? Land

in a corn field?

- Ooh, you do have a

wild imagination Steve.

I like that in a guy, it's sexy.

However, we just

happen to be in town

and decided to come in.

Really, it's my

friend Tiffani's idea.

- Tiffani, much obliged.

- F*** it was,

I'd be dead right now.

- I don't know if I can

mix that drink up but uh,

what would y'all like?

- Beer me.

- Make that three,

and two shots of tequila,

one for me, and one for you.

- I, I like your style, I think.

- Cheers guys.

Cheers.

You know what that was to?

- What's that?

- The luckiest

bartender in the world.

- [Steve] Why's that?

- You'll find out.

- Howdy beautiful.

Can I buy you some bourbon?

Real smooth stuff.

It'll keep you warm.

From the inside, real warm.

- F*** off.

- B*tch.

- So hey, I just saw

your moves there,

they were pretty funny there.

I liked it.

- Oh yeah? You like that?

- Yeah I did.

- You wanna see some more?

I got more. (Gina chuckles)

(Gina laughs)

- Really?

- Yeah.

That's how I do it,

Kevin, by the way.

- You don't look like

you're from here.

- I'm from the city actually.

I live in Brooklyn currently.

- Oh yeah?

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