Claw Page #3

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two miles straight down

the road it looks like.

- I said to pop the trunk!

Today!

I don't know about you

guys, but we walk from here.

- No charge, 'till next time.

Be safe.

(deep, dark, eerie rumbling)

- What a whack job.

I mean seriously,

if this trip is gonna be

nothin' ut hanging out

with crazies like these,

I am takin' the next train

back to the city pronto.

- He was harmless.

I mean, can you blame him?

You do have really nice legs,

and your dress is really short,

and your b*obs are really nice,

and they are

practically hanging out.

- Oooh!

- Don't worry, the women

are in charge this weekend,

and besides, aren't

you guys excited to see

some of the actual sites

of some of the greatest

murders of all time?

- Okay,

you need help, the

both of you, all right?

Oh, and by the way,

try to catch up.

It's getting dark.

(creepy music)

Whoa,

this place is creepy!

- Yeah, sure is.

Isn't it awesome?

(Ella laughs)

- [Tiffani] You think it's open?

- Here, come this way.

They said there's a key

in the front somewhere.

(creepy, dark music)

- Well, here we are

in front of the house.

- Oh, real secure, leave

the key right in the corner.

- It's the country, what

could possibly happen up here?

- [Ella & Tiffani]

(laughs) Butcher Bill.

- Whooo.

Oh you magician, you.

Now for your next trick,

you think you could find out

which door we go through?

- Give me that.

Only one way to find out.

(slow, dark, eerie music)

Voila.

- Thank you.

Okay, so they said the

whole upstairs is ours.

As for the rest of

the house, off limits.

Lemme go first.

- [Ella] If must be

safe, he's going first.

Giant wuss.

(screams frighteningly)

(girls gasp)

- [Kevin] Just kidding.

- You jackass.

- [Tiffani] I

almost peed myself.

- Not bad, not bad.

I could do this for

a couple of days.

Sure beats garbage

day in the city.

- Okay, this is my room.

- Me too.

Uh-oh, it looks like the

sofa for you Mobidra.

- That's fine by me.

Share a bed with

perv-tastic, no thanks.

And he probably snores.

- No doubt.

(both laugh)

- Um, hello, I can hear you.

I'm standing right here.

- Don't even worry about it,

he's not gonna get

under the covers.

And if it's a problem,

there's always the wooden

floor for you darling.

(laughs)

Come on, let's go

get our drink on.

Woohoo!

All right, who's in?

- Me.

- Me.

- Nice.

For you.

All right.

(cans pop open)

- To friends.

- To murderers.

- To some hot country

boy up in this b*tch!

(strumming guitar)

Whoooo!

- [Tiffani] Wow.

- Thank you, thank you.

- I didn't know you

were a rock star.

15 more of these,

and I just might make

out with you tonight.

- [Ella & Tiffani]

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