Cinderella Page #3

Do it, do it, do it now

Do it, do it, do it to me

Do it, do it, do it now

When we're done with him,

that man's not the same

But each one of them

is glad that he came

Yeah, even though

we talk a good game

It's been years

since we had us a man

Do it, do it, do it to me

Do it, do it, do it now

Do it, do it, do it to me

Do it, do it, do it now

Do it, do it, do it to me

Do it, do it, do it now

Do it, do it, do it to me

Do it, do it, do it now

(whirring)

(playful instrumental music)

(gasps) The Lord Chamberlain.

My lord.

Fetch your father.

My business is with him.

He's out chopping wood.

For the hearth, my lord.

Hearth.

Hearth, my lord.

Very well.

(screaming)

(thuds)

(laughing)

(gasps)

(solemn instrumental music)

(thuds)

Some wine, my lord?

Yes.

And fetch me an apple.

(groans)

Anything wrong, my lord?

No.

Have you binding?

(crying)

Isn't he paying

taxes, is that it?

Oh please, please

don't harm my father.

He's a good man.

And our mother died,

he's all we've got.

At least kill us when

our father is done.

(crying)

Please, oh please,

please my lord, I'll,

I'll do anything, spare my father.

We'll do anything.

(crying)

For our father.

(acoustic music)

(moaning)

I shan't wait for

your father any longer.

When he returns, give him these.

What are they?

Read them.

(thuds)

His royal highness the

prince has the honor to invite

your daughter to the

great ball he is giving

on the 13th day before.

Why that pompous.

Poop.

(playful instrumental music)

Whoa, Glump, whoa.

(neighing)

Hey, Glump, you're the

best trained horse

in the kingdom.

(knocks)

Oh, Lord Chamberlain.

What a pleasant surprise.

(bangs)

(laughing)

(groans)

(laughing)

(groans)

I think not, madame.

Oh, do, do, do come in.

(laughing)

Do, do come in.

(laughing)

My god, three flew

over the cuckoos nest.

With your kind permission,

madame, may I present

these invitations

to your daughters.

And pretty girl, what

might your name be?

My name is Cinderella.

She deaf. (Moans)

We cannot wait, my Lord, we

cannot thank you enough.

This would be the biggest

ball of them all. (Laughing)

You have no idea.

(laughing) Do, do, do.

(cracking)

Tell us.

(trumpeting)

His majesty, the king

Is going to do his thing

He's going to have a royal ball

His highness sincerely begs us to

Invite the social register

Only if they'll

come one, come all

Her majesty, the queen

Will really dig this scene

She's anxious for a royal ball

It's been so many months, you see

It happened only once, you see

She wants it to

be large, not small

The kingdom will be festive

With wine flowing everywhere

And feasting all around

There'll be many a buxom maiden

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