Synopsis: An adaptation of the fairy tale, Cinderella traces the misadventures of our heroine, who, via the help of her "fairy" (i.e. gay) godmother, is granted heightened sexual prowess to win over Prince Charming. After a blindfolded orgy at the royal castle, the nerdy Prince must sleep with every willing woman in his kingdom until he finds that one, mysterious lover who so "stood out" on the night of the sex Ball.
Genre: Comedy, Musical
94 min


(speaking in foreign language)

(playful instrumental music)

(speaking in foreign language)


(playful instrumental music)

I want in, someone.

Hurry, just get that milkman

and jerk off that goat.

Get me some fresh milk.

Yesterday, milk was curdled.

If the lady of Avon comes,

get me one of everything.

I you get another wash,

you can have the water

to wash your hair.

You know there's a water shortage.

And then you'll take in more

laundry from the neighbors.

We need the money.

Don't make you another

wig of your sister's.

Keep working, work keep

your mind off sex.

Oh look.

This baby is daydreaming again.

I wonder what about.

Probably about all kinds of

dirty and degenerate dogs.


Dingling and dangling about her.

She mopes through her dreary day.

I think it's naughty.

I should say, if you

didn't if you ask me,

which I know you're about to do.


Shirking her little duties again.

Disgrace all.

Marbella, Marbella.

Give it a little two.



Do you know, that a

not so little birdie

told me that it was none

other than little ass.

Rella over there that told

mama we go out at night.

I never did any such thing.

I wouldn't, believe me.

I did no such thing.

I wouldn't, believe me.

I did no such thing.

I wouldn't, believe me.


Really, Cinderella,

you are such a bore.

You always force us to behave

so unpleasantly to you.

I think that even a

tour most unpleasant,

we're not at all that

unpleasant, actually.

Are we?


Are we Cinderella? (Laughing)

Well, I...


You think like a snail.

Honestly, why don't

you go old and die

before you would answer a

perfectly simple question.

Or was the question, never mind,

whatever she would answer

would be a bore.

Drucella, dear.

We mustn't forget about

Cinderella's indiscretion tip.

Mama, it was unforgivably naughty.

She must be punished, mustn't she?

Of course.

How else will she ever learn?

Let's see.

She can wash our dresses.

And they must be perfectly

pressed, do you hear?

Perfectly pressed.

(playful instrumental music)

Cinderella, sweep the

ashes from the fireplace

Cinderella, wash and

scrub up the entire place

Cinderella, polish

every little widget

Sit up straight girl, don't

you fuss and don't you fidget

And I wonder if I

have to face this scorn

Yes, I wonder just

why I was ever born

Times when I want to

cry, I spy a rainbow

When life is gray, the

flowers start to bloom

Or when a chilling wind

begins the rain flow

I take a moment to remind me

Someone will come

along and find me

Suddenly I can

smile away the gloom

Cinderella, braid my

hair and just for kickers

Cinderella, darn my

hose and iron my knickers

Cinderella, you're a

good-for-nothing wretch, girl

Where's my girdle

Goodness sake's, go

run and fetch girl

And I wonder, is

this all I'll ever be

Yes, I wonder, is there

nothing more to see

When I am cold, the

morning sun will warm me

When I am sad, the

birds begin my song

And when, at times, my

life begins to scorn me

I take a moment to remind me

Someday he'll come

along and find me

And the time goes

by and I am strong

Sometimes I think in a

wink of an eye it'll happen

Life rearranges and

changes tomorrow's tune

But just when I'm caught Ina

thought, I remember tomorrow

And just like today, it

will be on its way too soon

So I can't be down too

long or stay too lonely

For nothing can be

as awful as it seems

When things go wrong,

I know that I have only

To take a moment to remind me

Someone will come

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Frank Ray Perilli

Frank Ray Perilli (August 30, 1925 - March 8, 2018) was an American screenwriter with more than fifteen screen credits, and a playwright of four stage plays. He began his career as a standup comic in the mob controlled nightclubs of Chicago’s North Side, and made appearances on major television shows of the day such as The Ed Sullivan Show. His acting career included more than a dozen feature films, some of which he wrote and/or produced. He was also a comedy writer for Don Rickles, Shecky Greene, and Lenny Bruce, among others, and at times a manager for Greene and Bruce. His biography, The Candy Butcher by William Karl Thomas, was released in 2016 by Media Maestro-Book Division.He is known for such films as She Came to the Valley, End of the World, Laserblast, Mansion of the Doomed and Alligator. more…

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