Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger - London, New York, Johannesburg Page #3
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- 2008
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That's right. It's gonna be hard
for Barack Obama to be president
because Barack Obama
has a black wife.
And I don't think a black woman
can be first lady of the United States.
Yeah, I said it.
I said it in Johannesburg,
I said it.
I said it in London, England,
I said that sh*t.
I said it at the Apollo Theater,
I said that sh*t.
can be first lady.
You know why? Cos a black woman cannot
play the background of a relationship.
Don't get me wrong - a black woman
could be president with no problem.
First lady? Too much shutting up in that job.
Can you imagine telling your black wife
that you president?
"Honey, I won. I'm president."
"No! We president.
"And I want my girlfriends in the cabinet.
"I want Kiki to be Secretary of Defense.
"She can fight. She can fight."
No, no, you can't have
That's too much work
for the secret service.
"We can't let her through, sir.
We can't let her through."
"It's my f***ing wife, man.
She's gonna kill you!"
No, no, no.
That's right. Barack Obama
really want to be the president,
he got to get him a white girl.
Yeah, I said it.
Why? Cos a white girl
will play her position.
The black girl wanna play your position.
You under the quarterback going, "Hike, hike!"
She right next to you,
"Hike, hike!"
"We can't both hike."
"I don't give a f***."
That's right. You get you a white girl,
she do exactly what you need her to do.
"I need you to run left, slant right."
"OK, Daddy, I got ya."
And you win.
when I say that sh*t, boy.
"Oh, you need a white girl?
You think you need a white girl?
"F*** you, motherf***er.
"You think you need a white girl?
"As soon as you all get a little money,
you want a white girl.
"Soon as you get a little money,
you want a white girl."
"Actually, before we get money."
Oh!
Oh, don't worry. I'm a bring it back.
at some interracial dating, boy.
Black women get mad as a motherf***er.
Black women get angrier
They get pissed the f*** off.
Especially if they see, like,
a white girl with a famous black man.
Ooh! They get f***in' mad.
They see, like, a white girl with Denzel
Washington, they f***ing start shaking.
They ready to punch
that white girl in the face.
"What the f*** you doing with Denzel?
"Trying to take our good black men.
"We only got eight."
That's right.
Black women get mad.
They get mad at us,
the black man. They get mad!
They get mad at us
cos we like to exercise our variety.
That's right, that's right.
Black men like to exercise their variety.
When the black man
is looking for a mate,
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