Chris Rea: The Road to Hell & Back Page #3

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look into the future.

You'll see me

returning this book.

Remy?

Remy?

Whoa.

Hey, buddy.

What's up?

You don't look so good, man.

Guys, check it out.

- What's that?

- That is the Book of Beelzebub,

the key to saving the park.

- Wait, what?

- Dude, I don't get it.

Look, people travel

across the world

to see the face of Jesus

on a tortilla, right?

Huh?

Well, the same people

will come to the park

in droves to see

Jesus' enemy cry

like a p*ssy.

Still ain't gonna save the park.

Come on, Curt, doesn't this park

mean anything to you anymore?

Honestly, not really.

Curt, you lost your virginity

right there on this ride.

Augie tried to lose

his virginity there

with the strong man.

That's why you should care

about this place, man.

Whatever. Hey, bro,

can I get a mint?

No.

Come on.

I'm always lending you stuff

and you never pay me back.

Don't bust my balls,

just give me a mint.

All right, look, if you promise

to hit me back, I'll give you

one of my La Petit mints.

Okay, I promise

to give you one back.

So, you currently have

mints in your possession?

I have a pack of mints

in my pocket right now.

I just happen to like

Remy's flavor better.

All right, well, just swear

on the Book of Beelzebub.

Fine, I swear.

- Gimme your hand.

- Why?

- Blood oath.

- Ow! Geez!

Who does that anymore?

Uh, "By the smitten brow

of Beelzebub",

"this oath doth bind me.

May I keep its sacred word,"

"or Beelzebub

will find me."

Yes! It's official.

Ugh. F***, finally.

Mmmm.

Now, that's a refreshing mint.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yes, I'm aware of that.

Now, give me one of yours.

Ah, yes, of course.

Hmm, wait a minute,

that's weird.

Oh, man,

I thought I had my mints,

but I guess I don't.

Sorry, I guess

I can't honor my oath.

Oh! Typical Curt,

promise and don't deliver.

Typical Remy,

always keeping score.

Uh, guys...

- You made an oath!

- Who cares?

- You swore on Devil sh*t.

- F*** Devil sh*t!

Look out!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's going on?

Everything's going in!

- Hey!

- Curt!

Help me!

Hold on!

What the hell's going on?!

What the f***?!

This one of your

bullshit tricks, Remy!

If this is a prank,

I'm gonna f***ing kill you!

Piece of sh*t!

- What just happened?!

- I don't know! -Jesus Christ!

I have no idea what I just saw.

What did you do?

What are you talking about?

What did I do?

I didn't conjure up a vortex!

Curt just got sucked into

anoter dimension, Remy.

Oh, really, Augie?

I thought that portal

went to Barnes and Noble.

We gotta go in after him.

Curt wouldn't go in after me!

Yeah, he would, he's your friend.

I hate friends!

You were the one that

made a blood oath.

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