Chris Rea: The Road to Hell & Back Page #2
- Year:
- 2006
- 120 min
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to alcoholic, mentally-ill
fortune-tellers.
That's me.
dangerously bad condition.
Whoa, I told Remy
to tell Augie to fix 'em.
That buck has been passed.
Well, yeah, right,
but still, I mean,
one of us has to
maintain a safe park,
you know, so our customers
don't die on the rides.
Well, I guess we gotta
figure out who's
gonna do that, you or me?
Well, since you're
the manager...
420!
See you tomorrow.
Awesome, all right,
thank you so much
for all the stuff you do, Cleb,
whatever that is, bud.
Uh...
Jab, jab, jab, jab.
- You're goin' down!
- Boom, boom!
Watch out now.
Ah, sh*t.
So, dude, after break,
we need you to order
some parts for The Gates.
Not this time.
The park is done.
- What?
- What?
The park is done?
Bullshit.
We just a letter from the bank.
The place is bankrupt.
Bankrupt?
How could you let this happen?
Me?! This place is
a dinosaur, man.
Other parks have
roller-coasters
that rearrange your organs.
We got a squirt gun balloon race
and a needle-exchange
program.
Curt, remember the three of us
were gonna bro-out here forever?
I don't know what to tell ya.
Maybe I'll go to college.
Oh, really, bro? Awesome, man.
Yeah, just go to college, dude.
Come on.
What, are you gonna major in roofies
with a minor in
let's-get-the f***-out-of-here?
I'm sorry you don't have
a fallback plan, Remy.
Maybe you should go ask
that fortune-teller
Madame Zonar
for some career advice.
Let's go see if the bearded lady
will give you a beej.
I'll go get the chloroform.
Curt, steal that clown's knife.
Yeah! We should
carve our names in the pier
and after high school,
at this park, we'll all slit
our wrist with that knife.
The fool again?
Did I shuffle these?
Ah, you were expected.
You knew I was gonna come?
I am Zonar, I know all.
Wow. What am I thinking right now?
I sense you are haunted
by the dark underlords of the sea.
Ha! Not even close.
I was thinking about
sucking my own dick
That is not the first time
I have been told that by a man.
Ah, where was I?
'Tis the sad fate of the cynic
to miss the offerings of the spirits.
The power is within you, child,
should you choose
to look for a sign.
Ugh, look for a sign, really?
It's that simple?
What?
The book of Bee-el-ze-bub.
Is the Devil crying?
Wow!
What is it?
Oh, I was just wondering where
you got this book.
A spirit bequeathed it
as an offering
from the dark lord.
A dark lord queefed it on you?
What does that mean?
Can I borrow it?
No, this isn't a library.
I know, it's a
lez-brary,
filled with creepy old ladies.
Don't worry,
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