Chillerama Page #3

gumdrops l smell?

(Fatso)

Look kids,

it's DudIey DingIeberry!

[kids shouting]

(Fatso)

I'm starving!

l haven't even had

breakfast yet!

(Fatso)

Let me teII you

about the new sponsor!

[shouting]

[suspenseful music]

[TV show continues]

[music stops]

(Fatso over TV)

Peanut Mush

is now enhanced

with new

fIavored chemicaIs.

Makes your

breakfast even more

scrump-diIIy-dumptious!

Sounds de-lish.

[shouting]

Morning, Miles.

Uh, morning, Larry.

Hey, you still

single, buddy?

Unfortunately.

My wife's

college roommate

just got divorced

and moved to town.

Perfect for you.

You should

take her to dinner

tomorrow night.

Absolutely not.

No way, no more

blind dates.

Not after last time.

Come on, she's perfect.

You should just do

this, okay?

She's cute.

She's not looking

for anything serious.

Just a little

companionship.

You know?

[train horn]

[playful music]

[jazzzzy music]

Oh.

Allow me.

[suspenseful chord]

Oh.

[grunting]

Miles, are you okay?

Come here.

l just had a horrible

shooting pain

in my balls.

You think you

sat on your balls

when you sat down?

l don't know.

Oh! You twisted the veins

in your testicles.

Classic vein twist.

Okay. Okay.

[panting]

l'm good.

l'm so--

(man)

Okay, onto the consolidation

of our acquisitions

of GeneraI TextiIe Industries

and MBT Plastics.

For a brief overview,

we'd like

to introduce

to you all

the newest member

of our department,

Andie Sumner.

[jazzzzy music]

Hello, gentlemen.

[jazzzzy music]

Oh!

[sighing]

l'm such a klutzz.

Oh.

[grunting]

Are you okay?

Someone, help him up.

No, l'm all right.

l'm all right.

l'm all right.

Ugh. l just need

a little bit of air.

l'm sorry. Excuse me

for one second.

[grunting]

l don't know

if it has anything to do

with the pills

that you gave me,

but every time l get

the least bit aroused

l get the most intense

shooting pain

[whispering]

through my testicles.

Tsk. Well, there's only

one way to find out.

[scream and suspenseful chord]

What in God's name--

[suspenseful music]

Miles? Are you

all right?

l think so.

Give me the sample, Miles,

so we can get it

under the microscope

right away.

l don't think you're

gonna need a microscope.

Oh!

[wet meat]

[panting]

My God.

What's wrong with me?

It's impossibIe,

but it wouId appear

that the Spermupermine

has had an adverse

effect on your system.

It's not onIy strengthening

your spermatozzoa

but it's causing it

to grow

to gargantuan proportions.

And traditionaIIy, when

a man experiences arousaI,

his testicles produce

more sperm.

But in your case, however,

when you get turned on,

the one sperm you do have

gets huge.

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