Synopsis: It's the closing night at the last drive-in theater in America and Cecil B. Kaufman has planned the ultimate marathon of lost film prints to unleash upon his faithful cinephile patrons. Four films so rare that they have never been exhibited publicly on American soil until this very night! With titles like Wadzilla, I Was A Teenage Werebear, The Diary of Anne Frankenstein, and Zom-B-Movie, Chillerama not only celebrates the golden age of drive-in B horror shlock but also spans over four decades of cinema with something for every bad taste.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Production: Image Entertainment
  1 win.
120 min

[spooky music]

[music intensifies]


[far away howling]

[suspenseful music,

thunder continues]

[playful music]

[shattering glass]


[suspenseful chord]


[eerie music]

Here's to you, baby.

Ten years of misery.


[spooky music]

You never did like

taking it on the face.

Well how's that now, huh?

Come to think of it,

l think it's high time

l cashed in

on all those years

you never tended to my needs.

Whine, whine, whine.

Me, me, me.

Well what about me?

[suspenseful chord]


I'm thinking it's time

for a little bit

of dead head.

[wind howIing]

You won't mind. Much.

[zzipper and suspenseful chord]


[crunch and wet meat]

Jesus and mother of God!


[muffled growling

and chuckling]

Let go of my meat!


Let go of my meat!




[eerie music]


[intense suspenseful music]

No. No. No. No. No. No.

No! You b*tch!

You bit off my bean bag!

[suspenseful chord

and sound of wet meat]

[cell phone ringing]




[funny mumbling

over phone]

Balls! He is?

[funny mumbling]

Yeah, l'll be there,

l'll be there, yeah.

Jesus wept! Yeah, fine!

[wind softly howling]

[animaI howIing]


l'm late for work.

[cheerful rock music]

[horn honking]


[rock music continues]

[tuning radio]

[woman's voice]

WiII you stop touching



Honey, what is--

What was the station again?

l can never

remember the number.


l don't know.

You're supposed

to know

'cause l can never

remember, so it's your

job to remember.

Well, remind me

why we're bringing

our baby

to an all-night

splatter fest again.

Are you serious? l

wish that l had parents

as cool as [indistinct]

He's gonna be

so prepared for life

in modern America,

after this

evening of films.

l know.



[cheerful rock music

over radio]

l love it

when the old man

pumps golden moldies

in the channel

after the all-nighters.

You know,

l'm totally puts

me in the mood.

Yeah, look

what happened the last

time Otis Redding was on.

Uh-huh? Uh-huh.

Do you want a brother?


LittIe brother, daddy.


AII right,

Tobe. Six degrees,

Kevin Bacon, BeIa Lugosi.

Hit it!


Oh, no.

Oh man, this

should be cake

and ice cream for you.

(man 2)

Oh, come on.

Forget it, I-- I--

l guess this


is human after all.

So what

movie is everyone

freaking out about?

'Cause l'm going

into the [indistinct]

Well, l haven't

seen any of them.

Apparently, Mr. K.,

has the only prints

of these things

in existence.

lt's like ultra rare

Holy Grail sh*t.

Right, Tobes?

Yeah, this being

the last hurrah and all

is the best time as ever

to unleash the terror,

the blood,

the b*obs!

More blood!

More b*obs!

Hurray for b*obs.

What was it like

working here,

l mean,

Hog heaven, right?

No, nerdgasm.

l saw the movie

Hungry Hungry Hippos

l see

no nutritional value

in that whatsoever.

Hey, you asked!

And besides,

it gave

you an excuse

to almost talk

to a certain

concession employee.

Wait. Almost?

So you

haven't even like--

No. Okay?

We haven't even.

We're taking it slow.

Mm-hm. And by "slow"

he means turn the other

way and walk fast.

So you haven't

even talked to her?

lt's like this.

A girl like Desi

is never gonna

go out with me

so l figure, why not

hold on to the hope

instead of suffer

the disappointment?

You should

at least talk to her

before you go

back to school.

At least

then you could

make a piece.

Yeah, look who's

talking potsy!

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Adam Rifkin

Adam Rifkin (born December 31, 1966), sometimes credited as Rif Coogan, is an American film director, producer, actor, and screenwriter.His career ranges from broad family comedies to dark and gritty urban dramas. Rifkin is best known in Hollywood circles for writing family-friendly comedies like MouseHunt and 2007's Underdog.Most recently, Rifkin directed 2017's The Last Movie Star. more…

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