ChickLit Page #4
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- Year:
- 2016
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to be my personal
literary guardian.
- Oh.
- I came in to buy a book,
which, as a loyal supporter
of the only independent
book shop for miles around,
I do, frequently.
But I don't have to.
- Sorry, Diana, I didn't think...
- No, you didn't.
The fact is I want
if you'll pardon the expression.
And I didn't think
I'd have to pass
some sort of eligibility test.
Oh, of course not.
I'll get you a copy.
We just had a delivery.
It's selling awfully
well, you know .
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to insult you, it's just that
having read your portrait,
I don't understand why
you'd want something
that is so badly written,
quite apart from its content.
I'm a big girl, and I'm sure
I can cope with its content.
As for the merits,
or otherwise of the writing,
who cares?
My last collection...
"Bumfights and beatitudes."
Well remembered.
Sold 104 copies.
I have 104 friends
and relatives.
What's wrong
from writing novels like these?
They're not doing
any harm, are they?
I suppose not, but, I mean
anybody could write this stuff.
- I bet you couldn't.
- Well, I wouldn't.
But if somebody said, "here's
a million-pound advance,"
would you take a shot?
No.
Well, well, I mean, maybe.
Yes, but that's not the point.
Here you are. Have you got
your loyalty card, Diana?
Pop that in a bag for me,
would you, Marcus?
- Thank you.
- Oh, congratulations.
It appears you have a free book.
Ah, thank you.
We hope you enjoy it.
Please, come back to us soon.
I'll consider it.
Next time you decide to insult one
of our most valued customers,
that we are the width
of a paperback novella
away from bankruptcy.
Or are you too
idealistic to care?
David, unlike you
to do the lunchtime session.
I'll just have a half.
I'm drowning
my sorrows, actually.
I have to do something
on this CHICKLI mummy porn thing for a Webcast.
Hmm, look at this!
"Paradise postponed,"
"the whipping boy,"
manacles and manicures.
you see why I need a drink.
You do have some beer?
We do today.
Chris, what's with
all the rationing?
Ah, sh*t.
Can you keep a secret?
- No headlines in your paper?
- Of course
I've been told not to reorder until
the last barrel's been tapped.
It's a cash flow thing.
You can't run a pub like that.
I know, but the fact is,
dad's broke.
Every penny counts.
It's worse than that, actually.
The owners are planning
to sell this place.
Turn it into holiday apartments.
To be fair, they don't want to,
but they're broke, too.
How much do they want,
if you don't mind me asking?
That's the crazy thing. They're prepared
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