Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks Page #4

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it's coming up,

the next exit, take this exit.

Oh, too slow

Drop it low

Oh

Drop it low

Too slow

Oh

[speaking foreign language]

- Hey Lana, are you okay?

- Hey we don't even

have any reception here.

- Oh yeah I

can't get any either.

- Bye.

[speaking foreign language]

Yeah

- We have our first contestant,

her name is Lisette.

Come on out Lisette.

- Yeah Lisette.

- Here's lovely Lisette.

When you're not

being a librarian,

what do you like to

do in your spare time?

- I like to let my

hair down and find

a man to rub hot oil

all over my back.

- I told you this

was gonna be fun.

- And she is visiting

us from out of town today.

- Wearing

my favorite color.

- Tell what it is you like to do

up in Vancouver in

your spare time?

- I like to get wet and wild.

- Me too.

- Thank you Tana, and

here we have Mandy.

So tell me Mandy, are

you still bull riding?

- Yes but I do love

bareback riding now.

- Thank you Mandy.

- Hi girls.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Have a seat.

- Tell us Christie,

when you're not being

a professional

wrestler, what are

you doing with your spare time?

- Well I practice

my mud wrestling pretty

consistently, but that's

it, stay in practice.

- So you have your own

movie theater, must be nice.

- This one

is Bikini Witness.

- Is that

important to you?

- No.

- Is this important

to you mother?

- Run for your life.

Yeah.

Look, can't breathe.

Right in the face.

- Hurry up guy, we got

to get this body out of sight.

- This is my favorite part.

Ooh!

Let me get something

out the freezer.

Come on, grab a seat.

Let me show you some

of my favorite scenes.

- Hey this, this is gonna

lead to me very shortly.

- Good show, my brother as--

- Is my hair perfect for this?

- You getting this?

- Hey, your hair's perfect

there dude, it's perfect.

- Live from Hollywood.

- Live!

- Live.

- Live!

- Live on the Sunset Strip.

Well my advice to you is to let

the Steamrollers rock mother--

- That guy was

in the Untouchables.

- This is so cool, your

own private theater.

- And this next one,

is Mirror Mirror 2: Raven.

I've seen that bird before.

This is where I go to church.

- Isn't

that Mark Ruffalo?

- It is.

This was his first leading

role in a feature film.

That reminds me of my dad.

Watch your fingers.

Hey cover your eyes.

Girls cover your eyes.

I tried telling you.

That bird's back.

And it's gone.

I even hear the hand is

still around here somewhere.

- No way.

Oh my god.

- Axel!

- I'm sorry I couldn't

resist myself.

I do it to everybody.

I mean if you girls

have some time

we can see a few more things.

This classic 80s, Harmony.

- Jimmy.

Harmony, harmony

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