Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks Page #3

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You're making that up.

- No I'm serious, look

you eat 'em skin and all.

See skin and all.

- You girls

like these things?

- Yeah, they're okay.

- I was told they tasted

kind of

wrong, to be eaten skin and all.

- So is your name

really Axel Johnson?

- Well that's an

interesting question.

My name's actually Axel

Johnson, the fourth.

See you got, my great

granddaddy, my granddaddy,

my Pa, and of course me.

It's real confusing

at family gatherings.

- Yeah must be.

- Hey maybe you

girls can help me.

You look like the friendly type.

There's a girl here

from Yugoslavia or

something like that,

and I think she's gonna end

up being alone 'cause the rest

of her squad got detained

coming through customs.

- Oh no.

- Well I was wondering if

maybe y'all could welcome her

and just show her around

the camp a little bit.

It'll be a lot of help to me.

- Sure.

- Okay.

- Hey thanks.

Now back to work on my office.

- Hey ladies.

- Hi.

- I see you ladies

like kumquats as well.

- Yeah.

- They're okay.

- I'm Joseph by the way.

- Michelle.

- Andrea.

- I'm Johnny, he's Jacob.

[speaking foreign language]

- What'd you say?

- Oh he needs to

eat it skin and all.

- Yes, skin and all.

- We're promoters here.

We run an office out back.

- Yeah, I think we're gonna

have a tough nut to crack.

- What's in the red bag?

- Oh it's the first aide kit.

- I have a feeling we're

going to need it later.

- Oh.

- Okay, see

you at the party later.

- Bye.

- Maybe we should go check

on Pamela, see if she's okay.

- Yeah and then we can

work on our tumbling.

- Yeah.

Let's go check out

the competition,

just leave Theo here.

- Are you sure?

- He's fine.

- Bye Theo.

- Where's

the light switch?

- It's gotta be here.

- I can't find it.

- Dude you're

stepping on my feet, stop it.

- These cheerleaders

are supposed to be really good.

- And different,

Ms. Jackson says

they're the ones to beat.

- Yeah, we'll see.

- Hi.

- What?

- Basic.

- We just wanted to

come by and say hi, bye.

Oh my god are they for real?

- Are they serious?

- What was that?

- Lame.

- Let's get out of here,

we're going to high school.

- Let's go.

- So how

far is this place?

- They said

about 15 minutes.

- Look at this traffic.

I can't believe how crowded

the roads are way out here.

- Look at that waterfall.

- This must be the place.

- What time

did the falcon cheer

squad say they

were getting here?

- I thought they

said two, but I was texting.

Maybe four.

- What time is it?

- Two.

- Let's just wait

a few more minutes.

- That was a

total waste of time.

- What now?

- Let's drive by

the lake on the way back.

- I think

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