Cheaper by the Dozen Page #6
It's time for your chess lesson.
I don't have
a chess lesson, Mom.
Well, then, you need to practice
for your chess lesson.
Come over anytime, dude.
Uh, we'll, uh, we'll call,
schedule a play date.
No need.
Just come by anytime.
Oh, no, we'll call.
- You're all invited to my birthday.
- Oh-ho. That'll be fun.
Hey, Charlie, come on down
and help me with this, okay?
Careful, honey.
There's glass everywhere.
- I got it, Mom.
- Okay, well, I'll help you.
- Hey, Shake, what's up?
- You okay?
Really?
Okay, well,
I'll see you there.
Hey! Hey, guess what? Fox Sports
wants to interview me on TV!
- Okay, well, we got this.
- Dad's gotta earn a living!
Twelve kids.
That's the throwback.
Irresponsible is what is is.
How come we didn't
have more kids?
Because we wanted
one perfect child...
and that's what we got.
Cool.
Honey, I'm gonna be home late
tonight. I got another press conference.
Come on. Whatever happened
to that stud...
who sat across from me
He got his dream job,
remember?
- Good-bye, Dad.
- See ya, buddy.
Tell the masseuse I'm running
about 15 minutes late.
- Day 14 on the alien planet.
- Where you goin'?
To sign up for football.
And, no, you can't come.
Could this place be
any more boring?
- There's, like, nothing to do around here.
- I could give you a makeover.
All righty, then.
Hi.
I'm Charlie Baker.
Oh, yeah, Tom Baker's boy.
Read where his old buddy Shake
threw him a bone.
Offense or defense?
I'm a quarterback.
Yeah, well,
maybe in Cowpie, Illinois.
This is 4-A, Skippy.
The bigs.
Put him on defense.
Cornerback.
By the way, when you show up
for practice, don't be wearing that hat.
Okay, uh, let's see.
Who's next? Yes?
It's been reported that you like
to blast music in your locker room. Why?
Uh, well,
it loosens up the players...
and, uh,
gets 'em psyched.
Unless, of course, I start dancing.
Then they just get nauseous.
At least we get
to see him on TV.
Coach,
how do you manage a family of 12...
and a football team?
Well, I've got
a great team here...
at home.
- Go to bed, kids.
- Okay, you heard the coach.
Off to bed. Here we go.
In Midland, we were a family.
Now we're a support system?
A family is a support system, Butch.
Hello? Who's this?
- Somebody from something something.
- Okay. Shh.
Hello? Yeah, hi, Diane.
This is business. Salmons
and pinks are so homemaker.
All right, focus on
your navies and your grays.
Navy is muscle, gray is smarts. Choose
either, and you'll rule the boardroom.
- What's going on?
- Guess what?
Diane Phillips called.
My book's getting published.
Did I tell you
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