Chasing Papi Page #7

What are those girls up to?

Can you turn that thing off?

The F.B.I. is close to an arrest...|- I can't! It's broken!

She's following us!|- Hold on! I 'll lose that hootchie mama!

"Hootchie mama"?

Watch it, lady!

Nice dodge!

Admit it! Cicita|knows what she's doing!

Okay!|Pero what do we do now?

Yeah, we can't just keep|driving around here.

I saw a motel 6 on myway into town.|- A motel what?

We have to go somewhere.|- I once stayed at this fabulous hotel here.

That's where we're going.|- As long as you're paying.

Fine.

Hello, ladies.

Hello, may I help you with your bags?|- Yeah, sure,

how we gonna get him inside|without making a scene?

I won't carry him again.

'Scuse me.

Ay, nice place!

My mom loves these.

Why don't you guys stay behind?

I'll take care ofthis.

Yes, I'd like a suite,|preferably on the top floor.

I hope I have one on such short notice.

We are so booked.|- I'm sure you'll find something.

Here's one! We do have|one last suite available.

Isn't that great?|- I'll take it.

My pleasure to serveyou|"Miss coronado del pescador."'

That's an interesting name,|- it's all taken care of.

Well, good. Because Tomas|is locked in the luggage room.

I am sorry|Miss coronado del pescador,,,

but there seems to be|a problem with your card.

That's impossible.|- Well, my computer says...

that the account has been closed down|by the main cardholder,,,

a mrs, coronado del pescador,

is that your mother?|Would you like to try another card?

She did it.|She real ly did it.

My mother must be really mad.

This would have been perfect.|Where are we going to go now?

Don't ask me,|I have no money and no credit cards.

Well, well. How the mighty have fallen!|- Oh, shut up!

That's enough. We have to think|ofsomething beforeTomas wakes up...

or somebody finds him.|- Jesus, are they cloning them?

Buena suerte, paula.|- I'm going to go and check on Tomas.

Miss Puerto Rico!|Finally, we find you!

I am costas delgado.|I am the director...

of the Miss latina american|beauty pageant.

I understand|your plane was delayed,

I'm so sorry, but...

we have you here now!

I'm so pleased.|You must be tired.

You must be hungry from all your travels.|- Yes, we are!

I'm Cici, Miss Puerto Rico's manager.

And this is patricia,|the maid.

Well, I'm pleased|to meet you all.

Ah, bellboy! Please,|the ladies' luggage?

Take it up to suite 907!|- Yes, sir.

Senoritas, this way, please.

And may I say, you are even|more beautiful in person.

I am? No, I'm not.|- Oh, yes, you are.

Hello, Miss Puerto Rico's line.

Oh, enrique! Oh, yeah.|- Iglesias?

We'd love to join you,|but we're in los angeles.

No, I'm sure I told you.

No, thank you...

but have|a great concert anyways.

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