Chasing Papi Page #4

I didn't plan this!|All three are so different...

so beautiful,|so... so special.

You'd better choose one, or|you're gonna wearyourself out.

How can you choose between the colors|of nature's beautiful flowers?

How? Besides, they'd be heartbroken,|and I'd be dead.

Well, you may die from exhaustion.

So, um,|what are their names?

Cici, patricia y Lorena.

I'm married to a woman|named Bertha.

Bertha? Hmm.

Choose one.

Now, what name are you hoping for?|- I don't know. Who is it?

What matters is who are|you hoping it is?

Quick!|- Uh, I don't know. Who is it?

That's your conscious self talking.|Your subconscious knows what you really want.

Quick!|- Can'tyou just read it? Please?

That's not the point.|Your blood pressure is way too high.

We'll try some tranquilizers|until you can work everything out.

Until then, no driving,|no alcohol and, most important...

No women.|- What?

I'm gonna write one|for myself.

Now take out the third|and seventh paragraphs.

Yes.|Give me one second.

Okay.|Now read it back to me.

The rest sounds fine.|Have them sign and circulate it.

Amor?

Thank you.|- You're welcome.

Sit. Good girl.

Agent Quinn?|Yeah, it's Carmen,

yeah, she just pulled up|to someone's house.

Uh, no. I don't think|it's one of theirs.

You stay.

Good dog!

Surprise, papi!

What's going on?|What's happening?

What are you doing|in my lingerie?

Your lingerie?|Open your fake eyes, honey!

He obviously gave this little|number to all of us.

But only one of us is doing it justice!|- But he's mine! He's mine!

Then, why is he in Miami|on monday giving me this?

Well, tuesday|he was in Chicago.

Wednesday, New York.

Este walter told me that a venus|hootchie was moving in on my man!

What doyou mean your man? Not that I would|ever watch... what's his name? Walter?

I assure you that hootchie venus|he was referring to is not me.

It's you! And you!

This is ludicrous.|Tomas would not cheat on me...

with some bookworm|and a maid.

I'm the maid, and I'm gonna wipe|the floor with you!

This whole thing's so absurd!|- Especially, since Tomas and I are engaged.

Tomas Fuentes bought you that ring?|- Yeah.

Nice! Cubic zirconium.

For 10 bucks I can get you a matching pair of earrings.|- Wait a minute,

that's a... that's a pinky ring!

You better get back to the castle, princess,|before you turn into a pumpkin!

Well, at least it's real,|which is more than I can say for some...

other things in this room.|- That's it!

I'll shove your tiara right upyour...

Hold it! Hold it!|- Psycho.

This is just perfect! Tomas Fuentes cheats|on us, and we fight with each other?

This man,|as we have witnessed,,,

he is deceiving,|he is conniving...

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