Chain of Fools Page #5

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with two types of seeds:

Poppy and caraway.

Just like the one you're eating now.

No fingerprints...

...but we have two distinct sets

of teeth marks.

Will you make everyone in the city

take a bite till you find the culprits?

Not a bad idea, Mr. Bollingsworth.

Maybe we should start with you.

Sergeant Kolko is infamous

down at the station house.

It's rumored that she has a sixth sense

when it comes to tracking criminals.

I like to think my success rate

has something to do with my persistence.

You do always get your man.

That's what it said in Playboy.

She's been in Playboy.

The best looking cop

I've had the pleasure to meet.

Her turn-ons include horseback riding,

skydiving and strong cheese.

Mr. Stevens,

let's keep our minds on the robbery.

- Bollingsworth here.

- Bollingsworth, it's Avnet here.

- Hello, Mayor.

- Mayor? No, it's...

- It's the mayor.

- ... Avnet. You threw a sandwich at me?

What do you want? I haven't spoken

to the authorities, and I'm not going to.

You've got the coins...

- ... let's just call it even.

- Or, how about this?

I am going to speak to the authorities

about you.

I'm going to watch you, Mr. Successful,

stand trial for murder...

...while I'm out spending all the money.

- Tasty?

- No, it isn't.

I'll go back to my place and get those...

...Shiny New Enemies. Then I'll surprise

my lady with the good news.

Then we're going to France.

I hope the European papers

cover your trial.

Goodbye, Bollingsworth, old man.

Wait.

My God.

I got it.

- Shooting gallery.

- Hello, Mr. Haas?

Bollingsworth here.

I need a favor. A rather large favor.

Hello, Bollingsworth.

You're Mikey?

- You're the man Mr. Haas sent?

- Let me get us another chair.

Is this chair being used?

Does it look like it's being used?

"Does it look like it's being used? "

That's a good one.

Now it's being used.

I'm so sorry. Are you all right?

I got another chair.

So, you want somebody rubbed out?

I hope you don't mind me saying this,

but you seem rather young...

...for this type of business.

Don't worry. I get that all the time.

But just because I'm young

doesn't mean I'm inexperienced.

I hate to brag, but...

...do you remember Senator Dove?

Room Service.

Senator Dove was one of yours?

Like I said, I hate to brag.

So back to the matter at hand.

Who do you want bumped?

A man called Avnet.

And I'm afraid I don't really know much

about him.

He stole something from me.

He's usually found loitering

around A.J.'s Arsenal.

- Don't worry, I can find him.

- And, Mikey...

...there's an air of expediency

about the whole procedure.

- You want him killed quick?

- Yes, straight away.

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