Celeste & Jesse Forever Page #3

Not for long, dude.

You seen those weed pharmacies

on every f***ing corner?

They're killing me.

I mean, I think I gotta branch out,

start working in methamphetamines.

Or teach preschool, you know?

I love kids, and l just, I don't know,

always wanted to do that.

Sorry, dude.

I know this is serious talky time,

but look at the f***ing seat on that girl.

That is a party.

I don't think it's over.

What? Her butt? No, it goes on forever.

No, man. Me and Celeste.

She's overwhelmed and confused,

but I think she's gonna come around.

Oh, no. Really, pal?

I mean, it's been a while, you know,

but I think it's time to accept that

and move on.

Call that dime Veronica.

No, dude. That was a one-time thing.

Celeste does not know about it,

so don't tell her.

I didn't know that was a hit-and-run.

It's not like you really liked her, so...

She was cool, but she's not Celeste.

Okay, but remember,

you can't reheat a souffle.

What does that mean?

It's L.A. There's Bettys everywhere.

It's good to remind Celeste

you can pull a little wool.

Make her sweat a bit.

Yeah, I guess.

- How are you?

- Good.

So, what do you want, man?

Maybe I just don't wanna start over.

No, I meant, like, what do you want?

Do you want yogurt?

Can I have a goji-berry-and-green-tea

swirl with yogurt chips and Cap'n Crunch?

Would you go out with my friend ever?

No.

Where's your wife?

You guys are here every day together.

We're actually separated.

Oh, cool.

I mean, bummer or whatever,

but, okay, I'll go.

Just like that.

Cool.

You want it swirled or side by side?

What?

I need to say one thing.

Then I'm not gonna say

another word about it.

I'm sorry I wigged on you at dinner.

But I think it's stupid you're not together.

I do. You guys are best friends.

That's the hard part.

Nothing else matters.

Beth, I love Jesse dearly

but he doesn't have a checking account

or dress shoes.

The father of my children

will have a car. You know?

Jesse will always be my best friend.

Okay. I said what I had to say.

Not gonna say another word.

I just needed to say that.

It's a huge mistake

that he's living in that guesthouse.

You are breaking his heart, slowly.

Jesse is fine.

He's fine.

Hey.

You're not working?

You're watching

the Beijing Olympics again?

And you're crying again.

Matthias' wife died

in a car accident last year.

Uh-huh. Hey, did you finish that artwork

for the Pop Form website yet?

No, it's not done yet.

I'm still working on it.

I think you're gonna like it.

Can you finish it tonight?

Um...

No. Actually...

Sit down for one second.

I wanna tell you something important.

Oh. Okay.

Does it have something to do

with the work you owe me

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