Cats Kill Page #3

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get to The Shire?

- Like she does.

- Rik, the last time you

drove, Buffy was still on TV.

- Oh!

- Okay, Miss I can't

even pump my own gas.

- Touch, Miss Ostravsky.

Vamos!

(laughing)

(distorted electronic music)

- All right, we're here.

- Oh, cool.

- So cute.

- [Alana] He seems pretty cool.

- He's harmless.

- If you say so.

Hey, can I have one of those?

- You smoke?

- On occasion.

- Sure.

You put the orange

end in your mouth.

Okay.

- You know, I don't

know what happened.

We don't have rep

anymore at least.

- I'm lost, who is we?

- [Alana] New Yorkers.

- I'm a New Yorker.

- You know what I

mean, city folk.

Real New Yorkers.

- City folk.

You say city folk?

- Only for you, I promise.

- So what, you think

you're hard or something

'cause you're from the city?

- [Alana] No, but

that's what I mean.

We used to be.

- When?

- I don't know.

The '80s.

- Well, I think you're way off.

There's tough people everywhere.

- Then what is it?

- Well, I don't know.

It's a big state.

It's not like

California or Texas big,

but we have to share it.

- I guess you do

have all the water.

- Exactly.

- We don't wanna lose that.

I'm sorry I said you

weren't a real New Yorker.

- Don't be.

I thought you

wanted to be tough.

Besides, I'm sure you look

just as out of place here

as I would in Times Square.

- Everybody looks out of

place in Times Square.

- I wouldn't know.

Maybe I'll come

visit you someday.

- Sure, I'd love to see

how you handle the subway.

Plus, you have to meet.

- [Ron] Meet who?

- Frank.

- [Ron] Your boyfriend?

- Yeah.

- Nice.

What's he do?

- He's in the military.

- [Ron] No way, that's cool.

- Kind of.

He's a recruiter now,

but he served in Iraq,

and that was

definitely not cool.

- [Ron] Yeah, I bet.

A couple of my cousins

served actually.

- He works in Times Square,

actually, funny enough.

- Well, we've come full circle.

- Should we head inside?

- Yes.

- [Alana] We don't want to let

Rik and Liz have all the fun.

- Good thing Stephen can

handle himself, right?

One more thing though.

- [Alana] Shoot.

- Where were you born exactly?

- [Alana] New Jersey.

(laughing)

- Oh!

- No, shut up.

I thought we were gonna...

- I know we need

to do more shots.

- More shots?

Oh, Alana would like more shots.

- Steve, I don't think you're

ready for shots tonight.

- What are you

talking about, man?

- Let's just see how it goes.

- I'm always ready for shots.

- [Alana] Stay at our

house tonight, boys.

- So this is what

it's like up here.

- You like it?

I picked it out.

- Sure you did, Rik.

- Compared to Steve's sh*t hole,

this place is like

the Taj Mahal.

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