Catch Me Daddy Page #3

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You're talking to your pals

all f***ing day, aren't you?

Toilets?

They're on the left-hand side

at the bottom of the bar, mate.

Can I get a pint of Carling, please?

Seen these two?

No, sorry, mate.

Never seen them in my life before.

What are you doing?

Getting ready to go out.

Go out? Where you going?

Vicky's asked me

to go to Acapulco's with her.

- That's the club, innit?

- Yeah.

You know it's f***ing

far too unsafe to go out.

What are you even doing this for?

Is this to annoy me?

Well, Vicky and all her friends

are gonna be there as well, so...

You think it's safe

to go out dancing?

Laila.

- I'm talking to you.

- What?

You're not going out.

Right, whatever.

Don't "Right, whatever".

You're not f***ing going out, simple as.

- OK?

- Right, whatever. Yeah.

- Laila. No f***ing going out.

- Right.

Get f***ed, you dog.

"Hello. What you doing?"

"Hello, Lola."

"Where are you, baby?"

Captain Hook.

- Alright, lads.

- Alright?

Seen these two?

Why do you want to know?

They owe a landlord

six months' rent.

Nah, I don't know them, mate.

OK.

You seen 'em?

I've seen the Asian girl

working at the salon.

Nice one.

What are these?

Catfish shark.

The orange one there is a tiger oscar

and there's a razorback turtle.

- What the f***'s that?

- A bearded dragon, that.

- Mad. Alright, sorted.

- Alright, mate.

Here, Tony.

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin

So far ahead, these bums is laggin'

See me in that new thing,

bums is gaggin'

I'm starting to feel like

a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

I'm starting to feel like

a dungeon dragon

- Look at my show footage...

- Why you got a face on?

I'm not sulking.

Yeah, I said it, has-been

Hang it up, flat screen...

Hey, Nicki, asthma

I got the pump

it ain't got medicine

I got bars, Xenocin

I'm a bad b*tch, I'm a c*nt

And I'll kick that ho, punt...

Laila.

I'm sorry.

You need a job,

this ain't cutting it...

I was just trying to keep you safe.

I am a movie, camera block

You outta work, I know it's tough...

Here y'are.

Seen these two around?

No.

You sure?

We don't get many Asian girls

in the tanning salon. Sorry.

Don't get f***ing smart.

Have another look.

Where the f*** are they?

Tell me where they are.

Hello?

The boy was in the hallway

drinking a glass of tea

From the other end of the hallway

a rhythm was generating

Another boy

was sliding up the hallway

He merged perfectly with the hallway

He merged perfectly,

the mirror in the hallway

The boy looked at Johnny,

Johnny wanted to run

But the movie kept moving as

planned

The boy took Johnny,

he pushed him against the locker

He drove it in, he drove it home,

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