Catch Me Daddy

Synopsis: Laila, a girl on the run from her family is hiding out in West Yorkshire with her drifter boyfriend Aaron. When her brother arrives in town with a gang of thugs in tow, she is forced to flee for her life and faces her darkest night.
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Director(s): Daniel Wolfe
Production: Oscilloscope Pictures
  2 wins & 6 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
112 min

'A great bird landed here.

'Its songs drew men out of rock.

'Living men out of bog and heather.

'Its song put a light in the valleys

and harness on the long moors.

'Its song brought a Crystal from space

and set it in men's heads.

'The bird died.

'Its giant bones blackened

and became a mystery.

'The Crystal in men's heads

blackened and fell to pieces.

'The valleys went out.

The moorland broke loose.

My dad said whoever invented

Black Forest gateau was a genius.

- Black Forest gateau?

- Yeah. Tastes well good.

That's only cos Pakis

can't make good desserts.

Shut up. Course they can.

I remember when me and my brother

used to go to my dad's restaurant

after school

and we always used to have

Black Forest gateau.

Dad always used to call me Chum Chum

as well.

- Chum Chum?

- Yeah.

What did he call you

Chum Chum for?

There's this pink little dumpling.

What you laughing at?

How's your hot Chocolate?


Leave me alone.




You look like.


If a fiddler played you a song,

my love

And if I gave you a wheel

Would you spin for my heart

And loneliness

Would you spin for my love

If I gave up all of my pride for you

And only loved you for now

Would you hide my fears

and never say

"Tomorrow I must go"

And everywhere there's rain,

my love

Everywhere there's fear

if you tell me a lie,

I'll Cry for you

Tell me of sin and I'll laugh


That's OK.

There we are.


Lie down.


Are you tired?

A little bit? OK.


Hi, dude. How you doing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I'll meet you there, bud.

Meet you there. Alright, bye.

Hey... Oh, it's cold, isn't it?

It's cold.


How you doing?

OK, Bar.

Yeah. OK, I'll see you in a bit.

Two minutes.

Get in!

Let's go.

- What's happening?

- They've been spotted in Calderton.

Yes, on it.

- Alright?

- Alright, bro?

- How are things?

- Good.

No problem.

Same old, bruv.


What's up, bruv?

You alright? Alright?

How you doing, brother?

Yeah, I've stopped smoking for 24 hours,

you know. I feel shit hot.

I'm having acupuncture.


Don't wash your hands.

Your cousin's a bit of a weird Cunt,

you know.

- I'm Barry. How are you?

- Hi.

Where do you know these dickheads


He looks like Alan Shearer, bro.


Just a little swallow on the wrist

and he had a diamond

on t'back of his neck and...

She's got a big one on her thigh

and it's this, er...

Well, it does look like her, actually.

She's not the smallest of people,


Hello, Vicky!

Hello, handsome, how are you?

Hey, Lewis.

Want a biscuit?

Here, let me get it out for you.

One of them ones.

- What do you say?

- Oh, my gosh!

What do you gonna be when

you grow up? You gonna be gymnastics?

- Me... Dad.

- Are you gonna be a dad?

Yeah, my dad.

That is my biscuit!

How dare you take my biscuit?

Shh! We're gonna jump out in a minute.

One, two, three.

I had a fucking weird dream last night.

- Aye?

- Yeah. You were in it.


We were in a fucking barber's, yeah,

waiting for my haircut

and these fucking monkeys

are getting their hair cut.

You're fucking like in the background

sweeping up.

- I'm the sweeper?

- You're the fucking sweeper.

And you're fucking screaming at me,

"Give me a fucking hand, Barry!"

I'm just fucking, like, laughing at you.

The fucking...

You throw the brush at me, yeah,

and when the brush comes at me,

it hits the wall and snaps in half.

Turns into a knife. I go fucking on one.

I grab this fucking knife, yeah.

As soon as I grab this knife,

these fucking monkeys spin round.

Start fucking clapping.

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