Cashback Page #7

they're going

to the pictures tonight.

that doesn't mean

she fancies him.

she might just like him, and want someone to go to pictures with.

how many girls have you taken to the pictures and then snogged?

- oh, yeah!

- what?

quite a few.

there you go.

can i have that?

yeah, yeah,

that's right, rory.

well, of course i played professionally, before the injury.

any day, rory.

you name the date,

me and my boys'll be there.

all right. sunday.

just don't go crying

to your mama.

- ciao.

- whatever.

tosser.

game on.

can't beat it.

there he is!

so, how'd it go

with sharon?

- oh, mate!

- so, did ya?

of course i did.

she loved it.

couldn't get enough of it. she went like the toilet door on a bombay shrimp trawler.

- rack?

- well, put it this way.

at least you know your kids

will never go hungry.

and?

like an artist's pocket.

okay, champs.

rory brown.

manager of

sainsbury's, islington,

has challenged us to a football match on sunday night.

finished?

good.

the reputation of

this supermarket is at stake.

your reputations, as employees, are at stake.

this is not just

a game of football.

this is what it means to

be a modern-day gladiator!

now, i want you to think of me

as russell crowe.

and you, you're all

the other slaves.

and as slaves,

you will play to the death!

for what happens on sunday night, will echo through eternity.

sunday. 8:
00 p. m.

sunny sports center.

you have got to got

to be joking, right?

we're gonna get murdered.

aaah!

- hi.

- all right.

ah, bollocks!

- playing on this right wing. like a train, i am. - hiya.

heads up!

gather round, whitechapel.

whitechapel, gather round.

okay, chaps, this is it!

that is islington sainsbury's

over there.

all i can see are

a lot of pretty uniforms.

take a good look

at one another.

why?

natural-born killers!

every one of you!

so let's get stuck in there

and settle this! huh? huh?

huh?|

hey, barry, i've got

this really great game.

all right, rory.

jenkins.

there's some pretty

uniforms you boys got.

see you've brought

your top team this time.

looks can be deceiving.

- well, that's obvious.

- what?

right. call.

heads.

no, tails.

tails it is.

come along!

we've got one goal.

all right.

get in your spaces.

- ahh!

- look at that!

get it!

come on, take it, come on!

come on, after it.

i'm playing! i'm playing! the safe keys are hanging off, on the top shelf!

get it! get it!

what?

triangles!

triangles!

- foul!

- no foul! play on!

play on, my ass!

i'm all right!

i'm all right!

i'm all right!

what are you doing?

grow up.

forget about the money.

what money?

what are you doing?

what am i doing? i'm talking to an empty phone is what i'm doing.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes