Cash Crop Page #3

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What? You're driving around

you see a nice car...

- you want to get in my face

and ask me one question?

- What?

It looked like to me

your casing the joint.

Get him, baby.

You better get the f*** out of this

neighbourhood before I bust

a cop in your white boy ass.

Coz you don't want this.

He don't want this.

- He don't want this.

- No, he don't want this.

Listen up,

Glenn the f***ing plumber.

You blacks think y'all

so f***ing bad.

Well, you aren't.

You think all white

people fear you.

We don't.

Now shut your f***ing mouth...

or I'll put you in the

f***ing emergency ward.

Got it?

Did you hear that accent?

Yeah, isnt no regular white boy.

- Come on, let's just go.

- Is he Spanish?

Hi.

Mr. Bear sh*t Tenderfeet?

No, no, no. Pronounce this way please ...

Bahadurjit Tejinderpreet.

I can helped you, please.

Yeah, helped me.

Nice Chevy over there.

Oh yeah, my Chevrolet.

Great American automobile.

I like it too much.

Chevrolet.

Big favourite for you, Arabs,

is it?

Arab?

That's bullshit!

I'm Sikh from India!

I don't make no 9/11.

I make 9/9! My beautiful store!

Mr. Melvin Goldberg?

Who wants to know?

- I'm from Bavarian Motor Works.

- The what?

BMW.

Bavarian Motor Works.

Your new car there.

Yeah, well.

So?

I'd like to ask you a couple

of questions, if you don't mind...

- About your new Beemer.

- No, thanks. Beat it.

My company is offering $100

for a simple 5-minute interview.

Yeah.

Come inside.

Yes!

So ...

How long have you had the car?

Eight days.

Do you like the BMW?

Hell, yes.

Don't everybody?

Even those goddamn Mercedes

fools are changing to BMW now.

Aren't you going to write stuff down?

I've got a good memory.

How long, did you say,

you finance the car?

I didn't say.

Why the hell do you

want to know that anyhow?

Just helps us to determine

buying trends and sort them out.

It says you paid cash.

Exit!

Who the hell are you?

Get the f*** out of my house!

Sit down.

F*** you!

Get the hell out

Or I'll throw your ass out.

The suitcase?

Where is the suitcase, Goldberg?

The money.

Where the f*** is it?

I'm sorry, mister.

I'll replace the cash, I promise.

So, it was you?

- Yeah?

- I did it.

But I'll put it back, honest to God.

What do you mean? You spent it all.

You spent half a million?

What?

- No, no ...

- Talk to me Jew motherf***er.

I work for Gen-Am.

I stole the money.

I admit it.

But I did, because they

are extorting the customers.

They're rip offs man.

They're chaining the public.

I'll pay it back though, honest.

Was your old car a station wagon?

No way!

You a cop?

If you're f***ing lying,

I'll kill you...

and I'll kill you f***ing slowly.

I traded a pickup

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