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and it just crashed onto the hood of my car.
Did it dent the car?
Dented? Jesus, honey, forget that.
Come on.
Oh my God.
How much is there?
I don't know.
You want to find out?
How much, how much?
Okay.
It comes to $618,127.
Wait, plus $7605 we give
that a**hole Mr. Dale which makes...
- Did you see his face?
- Yeah.
I thought he was going to pee in
his pants when you call him a we any.
How's it about when you
hit him up with $1.88?
- Bastard!
- Bastard!
Okay.
Counting the $7605
we gave the bank totals...
$625,731.
My God!
We're rich.
Sam, we can't keep it.
- Yes we can.
- No. It's probably dirty money.
Yeah, of course it is.
It's cash.
I don't want some Colombian drug
lord kicking our door down.
Hey, nobody saw it, Les.
If I hadn't picked it up, it would've just
laid on the ground for somebody else to find.
It's free and clear money.
Nobody in this world knows we have it.
What it was robbed
from a bank or something?
So what?
Banks are insured.
Come on!
What are we going to do?
You want to play John Q dipshit
citizen and turn it over to Chicago PD?
Those crooks in blue, you know,
they'll just steal it for themselves anyway.
No, no, baby, no way.
This is our money.
Alright?
God sent it to me right out of the sky.
A million car hoods
in Chicago, this suitcase hit mine.
That's fate.
- They would be insured, right?
- Yeah, of course, they would.
Come on, this is our money, baby.
The mortgage is paid up.
You can have all the
stuff, you can finally buy.
New furniture, paint the house.
Well ..
Leslie, over $600,000.
Allows us to spend anything we want.
All our dreams come true, baby.
You're right!
My God!
- What first?
- Well, there's a pretty big dent in the car.
- New car!
- Yeah.
What will it be, man?
I'm looking for Zeke.
Wrong joint.
No Zeke here.
Come here.
Come here.
Back there.
Thanks.
I was told I could buy tools.
I've got tools.
What's your preference?
Sears? Stanley?
Snap On?
I was thinking more on the lines of Ruggeri,
Smith & Wesson, you know?
Can I get me keys to the
Motor Vehicle Department?
That's two chairs,
dining room set...
What about a bed?
What about a bed?
Bed, bed, bed ...
We definitely got to
have a bed, don't we?
Definitely.
Right this way.
This is perfect.
- Hi.
- Hey!
Okay, they'll deliver our stuff
tomorrow between 1 and 4.
Alright.
Give me that.
Very swanky.
Buick.
Kia, maybe.
Can I help you?
Yes, excuse me.
Is that your Toyota?
No, it's my wife's.
Why?
- Who is it Glenn?
- I don't know who the hell he is. Who the hell are you?
Excuse me.
Hey motherf***er!
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