Cars Page #4

to another great year.

Just like this year!

Not on your life.

- Don't drive like my brother!

- Yeah, don't drive like my brother!

California, here we come!

Dinoco, here we come!

[Rascal Flatts:
Life is a Highway]

[Birds chirping]

[Phone ringing]

[Moaning] Oh... oh... uh,

I needed this. Hello?

[Male] Is this Lightning McQueen,

the world's fastest racing machine?

Is this Harv,

the world's greatest agent?

And it is such an honor

to be your agent

that it almost hurts me to take

ten percent of your winnings.

Merchandising. And ancillary rights in

perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, champ!

I didn't see it,

but I heard you were great.

Thanks, Harv.

Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets

for the tiebreaker thing in Cali.

I'll pass 'em on to your friends.

Shoot me the names.

- You let Harv rock it for you, baby.

- Right. Friends.

Yes, there's...

OK, I get it, Mr. Popular.

So many you can't even narrow it down.

Hey, when you get to town,

you better make time

for your best friend!

Break bread

with your mishpocheh here!

That'd be great!

We should totally...

OK, I gotta jump, kid.

Let me know how it goes. I'm out.

- [Dial tone hums]

- [Sighing]

- [Melodic beeping]

- [Wheels squeaking]

[Lightning] What? A minivan?

Come on, you're in the slow lane.

This is Lightning McQueen

you're hauling here.

Just stopping off

for a quick breather, kid.

- Old Mack needs a rest.

- Absolutely not.

We're driving all night till we

get to California. We agreed to it.

All night? May I remind you

federal DOT regs state...

Come on, I need to get there

before Chick and hang with Dinoco.

[Mack groans]

All those sleeping trucks.

Hey, kid,

I don't know if I can make it.

Oh, sure you can, Mack.

Look, it'll be easy.

I'll stay up with you.

- All night?

- All night long.

[Snoring]

[Engines slowing]

[Snoring, gasping, blubbering]

[Grunting]

[Snoring] Uh!

[Blubbering]

- [Rap music]

- [Engines rewing]

[Sniffing] Ah-choo!

[Laughing]

- Hey, yo, D.J.

- What up?

- We got ourselves a nodder.

- [Chuckling]

[Kenny G:
Songbird]

Pretty music. [snoring]

Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man.

- Right back at ya!

- Yeah!

- Oops! I missed.

- You going on vacation?

[All laugh]

[Snoring]

[Snoring]

- [Chuckling]

- [Sniffling]

- Oh, no, Snot Rod...

- He's gonna blow!

Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!

Gesundheit!

One should never drive while drowsy.

- [Tires squealing]

- [Horns honking]

- [Honking loudly]

- [Screaming]

- Uh! Ah!

- [All honking]

[Breathing heavily] Mack!

- [Grunting]

- [Horns honking]

Mack!

Mack!

Hey, Mack! Mack!

Mack!

Mack, wait for me! [engine rewing]

[Tires squealing]

Mack!

[Bell ringing]

[Horn bellowing]

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