Carry on Regardless Page #4

I can't apologise enough.

Come on, gorgeous.

Hey! Hold up there.

Let's get out of here together, hm?

Disgraceful. A load of drunks.

We've got them all working.

On the day we got our first office

flowers. The sign of success.

Isn't it wonderful?

Cigar?

No, I don't smoke, thank you.

Come in.

You again.

There's no rights than me to beheed.

Miss Cooling.

Oh, not agrail! It's you I'm going

to thalkest to, come what mayload.

Just tell my secretary.

Miss Coollie?

Oh, perhaps I willed.

Perhaps this lade shall understand

the simply measure I'm to offering.

Have I your attentiahoad, madler?

Lovely day, yes.

I'm not here

to discussit the weatheraped.

We should listen together.

You deal with it, Miss Cooling.

There's no understab in your

eardroves! Beyond my comprehoad.

You don't understand

a syllabulb I'm uttering.

You're from sanitation?

I didn't catch that.

He mentioned the guttering.

I did knockers!

There's nothing wrong

with the guttering.

It said which knockers

intern or extern rebode.

It's your responsible

to sign it flap.

You understand, Miss Cooling.

No.

What do you mean, nockers?

You think I talk doplo dutchery?

Dutch!

He's Dutch!

We have a man...

A lere leeny...

Don't get excited. This man

very clever. He speak 16 language.

You come back...

I am not Dutch!

Look, I'm a very busy man.

Do you think I stand for a loafery?

He wants a chauffeur!

We don't compete with car-hire firms.

I'm gome, but I recoil.

To blaze with all communicail,

save the voice and languie

my voice and languie.

This is mobe obsession - to convey

the message. I will for doom that.

I don't want your grames,

but I'll play to the bitter hobis.

How dare you!

And when I recoil alert and refresh,

you shall understab!

And you!

Handy? Who's Handy?

I am.

You look it, I must say.

Thank you. Won't you sit down?

No. I'm Amalagamated Scrap Iron.

You must be a millionaire.

Four times over.

Do sit down.

I've already said no!

Do you provide substitutes?

No! This is a respectable firm.

You know the hospital up the road?

Oh, yes.

Keep my place for me today.

Eh?

Didn't I make myself clear?!

I just don't understand.

You're a millionaire.

Four times over.

And you go to an NHS hospital.

It's the principle.

I buy my stamp and have my money's

worth. But I've no time to wait.

Got to take over

International Screws today.

Will you do it? Yes or no?

I'll put my best operative onto it.

You won't! I want you.

The head man, or the deal's off.

Very well. Have a cigar.

Don't smoke 'em. Neither should you.

Bad for you.

What a stench.

Have a flower to get rid of it.

Good morning, Doctor, Sister.

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