Carry on Regardless Page #3

Go for a nice walk, shall we?

Walk nicely.

You're not bringing that on here.

But he's tired and the best way to

see London is from the top of a bus.

Not this one. Great hairy thing.

I am not!

Hold tight.

I'll report you to the RSPCA.

Cheeky monkey!

No offence. The British Transport

Commission should hear about this.

Taxi! Taxi!

Can you take us to...

I'll take you, but not your brother.

We've had a long walk. We're tired.

Why not climb in a tree for a kip?

Thank you very much Charming.

Did you hear what he said?

Do you want to go somewhere?

Oh, I see. You want to see

your friends. And so you shall.

Just in time for tea.

Morning, Lil.

Morning.

Is it worth taking my coat off?

I've got a beaut for you.

Collecting invitation cards

and being pleasant.

I say, that'll be nice.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Good morning.

That's everybody.

A nice crowd they are, too.

Yes, very.

Can I render any further service?

Just collecting these cards

isn't sweated labour.

Please be our guest.

Oh, I say. Thanks.

Are you a lover of the grape,

Miss Duveen?

Actually, no.

I never know what to do with

the pips - flick, collect or spit.

Well, I never...

Will you excuse me?

Madam, for you? A soupcon?

Really? What kind of soup?

Soup? Madam, there is no soup.

You just said there was.

I asked if you'd care to taste

the 1952.

Rather! Such a pretty colour.

Like Coca-Cola. Thanks, I'll try it.

Madam, please. Don't unsettle it.

Wow! That's what I call a drink.

I'll have some more. Fill it up.

Fill? To the brim.

Let's have a proper drink.

Madam, you're supposed to taste

several wines.

Don't worry, I will. Fill it up.

Not exactly heavy-handed, are you?

Oh, well, here's cream

on your salad!

Tickle.

Nice.

By George!

Hello.

Powerful stuff.

I see you had the Nuit-St-Georges.

A dignified wine, don't you think?

Oh, very.

It was a fascinating experience.

Have you ever...

What are you doing down there?

Getting up. But I can't.

Come along, young lady. Hup!

No handling, if you please.

But I was only...

I know your sort. That'll do.

Bless my soul!

It certainly was powerful stuff.

Marvellous!

Did you see that? Do do it again.

Madam!

Oh, dear. Just shows you. First time

must have been beginner's luck.

I really...

I'm so sleepy.

You can't sleep here, madam.

What's going on? I'm dropping off.

Miss Duveen! If my wife were to...

A married man,

making advances to me?

I didn't!

Chuck him out!

Miss Duveen, please.

I keep being insulted at this do.

Miss Duveen, this is not a do.

Don't speak to me like that!

I'm most terribly sorry.

All right, all right, I'm going.

I wouldn't stay here if you paid me.

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