Carry on Nurse Page #3
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- 1959
- 86 min
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eggs, one grated earphone... Earphones? Oh!
You wicked, bad girl!
I shall miss the next programme.
Feudal! That's what this place is! Feudal!
I could choke!
the thing of the future.
I've got an examination to pass,
and I'm delayed because a survival
from the surgical Stone Age called a matron
is going to walk through here!
My name's Oliver Reckitt.
You've made a mess of your hand.
Industrial injury?
Er... Pardon?
Hurt it at your work?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a boxer.
How savage.
It's no more savage
than what you're doing, mate.
Pressing buttons, making explosions and giving
everybody horrible weather in the summer.
Come along! Come along! Come along, please!
- Yes?
- Ah, good morning.
My name's Perkins, Ted York's editor.
I've just brought some things along
from his digs. Can I see him?
Newspaper man, you know. Very busy at nights.
I doubt if he'll get anybody.
Go along in here now, out of the way.
Ted'll never get a single visitor, you know,
unless I can...
- Oh, good morning, Matron.
- Good morning, Sister.
Come along, come along. We must be quick.
I'm due at a meeting. Now...
- Good morning, Mr York.
- Good morning.
- Everything all right, I hope?
- Yes, thank you, Matron.
- Nurse?
- Ssh!
- Good morning, Mr Hinton!
- (Laughs raucously)
- (Continues laughing)
- Mr Hinton, please!
(Continues laughing)
Argh!
Beg pardon.
You're all right.
(Laughs raucously)
(Laughing continues)
- As well as can be expected.
If that's all there is to it,
why all the fear and trembling?
You'll see. That wasn't typical.
Stick around a few days.
I haven't got much choice, have I?
- Carry on, Sister.
- Thank you, Matron.
- Can I come out now?
- Yes, Mr Perkins. But be quick, please.
- Thank you very much.
- Come along, everybody! Back to work!
Crikey, Colonel!
She broke an all-time record today!
12 minutes, 20 seconds.
Now, I said er...14.2 You said 14.50.
You owe me half a crown, guv.
All right. There's the money there. Help yourself.
- I'll toss you, double or quits.
- Well, I must fly, sir.
- I'm all of a rush this morning.
- Blast the matron.
Listen...
Hospital life from the patient's point of view.
Byline, Ted York - dateline on the spot.
A series. It's sure-fire.
Look, everybody's interested in hospitals.
Look, we can't miss.
I'll run special supplements, special advertising.
I'll give you a bonus.
- It's as good as written.
- That's my boy.
All you've got to do is to sit here
and watch and listen and write.
YORK:
Now, don't forget the bonus.
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