Carry On Emmannuelle Page #4

I'm thirty-four, and a half.

But you've got your whole life in front of you.

You don't want to fritter it away

on some slip of a girl.

But, Mother, she's exquisite.

I know you'd like her.

I wouldn't count on it, dear.

- I'm going to marry her.

- Nonsense. I'll never give you my permission.

I don't need your permission, Mother.

You're just like your father.

He went off with some slip of a girl

and he never got my permission, either.

This your first time in London, is it?

Well, keep your ears peeled,

cos little old Leyland here's

gonna give you the grand tour.

And why not? After all, I've lived here all my life,

even before I was born.

And believe me, no-one knows better than I do

this is the greatest city in the world.

If you're feeling lonely,

why don't you come up here, eh?

No? Oh, well. It ain't compulsory.

Now up here you see is Oxford Street.

That's where the tourists come

to do their shoplifting.

Oh, God! Laugh-a-minute Leyland,

they call me, up the morgue.

Look, love.

You can see a lot better from up here.

Eh?

Ah, well, perhaps I should put it on

automatic pilot and come back there with you.

Cos I'm driving you now, you know,

in a Daimler pervertible.

The hood doesn't go down,

but the chauffeur does.

Well, we're heading

for Downing Street now, No.10.

You've heard of that, eh?

Cos not many people know that No.12 Downing

Street is the office of the government whips.

If you like that sort of thing.

I'm feeling very hot.

Yeah. I'm getting a bit warm myself.

Ah, now there's a sight to warm the cockles -

Trafalgar Square.

And there it is, an inspiration to mankind.

Nelson's Column.

Lady Hamilton had it built to remember him by.

Mind you, with a column like that,

how could she forget him?

(Leyland laughs)

It never fails.

Next time round, I think I'll start here.

Thank you, Lady Hamilton.

I want to see the guards getting changed.

They are very... sexy, these guards.

When they get a butcher's at you,

you'd better be on guard.

What is the matter with them?

They never even looked at me.

Well, they're not allowed to, not on duty.

You could strip off in front of one of them guards,

and he wouldn't bat an eyelid.

We shall see about that.

Drive me to St James's Palace, Leyland.

# The woman is love crazy

# She's loving all night

# The woman is love crazy

# Won't stop for a bite

# The woman is love crazy

# She's out on her own

# Sometimes I work so hard

# I wish she'd leave me alone

# The woman is love crazy

# She's loving all night

# The woman is love crazy

# Won't stop for a bite

# The woman is love crazy

# She's out on her own

# Sometimes it gets so hard

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