Career Opportunities Page #4

at Del Taco, and...

I don't care about your

Del Taco experience.

We've got this problem

in this store with grazers.

- You know what a grazer is?

- Is that a farm term?

It's a customer or employee

that eats off the shelves,

similar to a cow grazing

in a field of grass.

Only this isn't a field of grass,

and you're not a cow.

There's no eatin'.

You're not being paid to eat, so don't!

- Any questions?

- Not right off hand.

- Think you can handle it?

- I'll give it the old college try.

Don't touch me!

Well, despite our

age difference,

I think I'll enjoy

working with you.

Let's get something straight.

You ain't workin' with me.

You're working for me.

- Still, it'll be fun being around you.

- I ain't gonna be near you.

I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties

out of Colleen Jackson.

- You're not going to be here?

- Hell, no.

I'm gonna be here

by myself?

That's right. And you'd better

stay out of the ladies' undergoods.

Wait a minute!

Nobody told me I'd be here alone.

- What are you doing?

- Saving money.

Wait! Are you

turning off the lights?

In 25 seconds, you got

light in every third aisle.

When the sun comes up,

turn off all the lights.

I don't understand.

Hold on!

I don't understand.

Hold on!

I'm locking you in.

When I come back at 7:00

to open up,

I'll let you out.

- You're locking me in?

- What do you take me for, a fool?

Nobody gets keys on their

first night. Nobody!

Get to work!

- What if there's a fire?

- The fire department will come.

- I could perish!

- Ha-ha-ha. Boo!

You can't do this.

I'm locked in, alone, in the dark.

That was not a part

of my employment agreement.

# You got to wash with

the crocodile in the river #

# You got to swim

with the sharks in the sea #

# You got to live with

the crooked politician #

# Trust those things

that you can never see #

# Ay yeah, yeah

Ay yeah, yeah #

# Ay yeah, yeah

Ay yeah, yeah #

Agh!

# It's a cruel, crazy

beautiful worid #

# Every day you wake up

I hope it's a blue, blue sky #

# It's a cruel, crazy

beautiful worid #

# One day

when you wake up #

# I will have to

say good-bye #

# Say good-bye #

# It's your worid

so live in it, good-bye #

# It's your worid

so live in it... ##

9:
17!

Time for a break.

Hello.

Anybody out there?

When I accepted...

the post of president,

grand poobah of Target,

realizing that

I had brought...

meaningfulness,

peace, and happiness...

into the lives of

thousands of people.

Jim Dodge, of Monroe,

top moneymaker on the tour.

His father's here today,

Bud Dodge,

and sister Penny,

a sad, sad story,

was just admitted to

University Hospital.

While trying to pop a zit,

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