Career Opportunities Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1991
- 83 min
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hypothetically.
Are you gonna be upset?
You don't get this job,
you're on a bus to St. Louis.
St. Louis?
Uncle Jeff's offered you
work in his garden shop.
I don't know anything
about gardening.
You will learn!
you want me out of your life.
I don't want you out of my life,
I want you out of my house.
- Wow.
- Out!
Okay, okay, okay.
- Sure I can't offer you a bear claw?
- No, thanks.
- They're good, fresh.
- No, I'm fine.
You don't want one,
and I don't need one.
- Right!
- I love the darn things, though.
I could eat those by the dozen.
By the looks of it, I have.
Right.
I'm so excited that
you're considering...
joining the Target team.
We all are.
I appreciate that.
Good. Then let's cut
right to the chase.
We're prepared
to offer you $42,500 a year...
with a full benefit package.
That's dental, medical,
profit sharing, pensin,
expense account, car allowance,
vacation, of course,
and any and all
relocating expenses.
This is our first, best,
and last offer. What do you think?
Well... um, C. D...
with all due respect,
I came in here...
with the number forty-five
in mind, and...
Hmph.
You've got me.
Forty-five it is.
- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.
- I'd like to buy you lunch.
- No, no, no.
Your money's no good here.
Lunch is mine.
- I'm not going to argue.
- Better not. I'm bigger than you.
Hang on a second.
I told her to hold my calls.
Yeah, Peg. Uh-huh.
No, it's okay.
- He's right here with me now.
- Hi, Peg.
We just closed the deal.
Uh-huh.
It was a slam-dunk, too.
I got him for forty-five.
No, he's right here.
What do you mean
he missed the plane?
Then who the hell
am I talking to?
Ohhh!
I'll, uh...
I'll get back to you.
I know a great,
little Italian place...
that has the best pasta
primatonis in the wor...
Excuse me a minute,
will you please?
- Lovely wife you have there.
- Dodge, James?
Mm-hmm.
James, I'm afraid we have
a little misunderstanding.
You see, I thought
you came in for the, uh...
operations manager's job.
I have you down here
Well, I'm a little overpaid...
wouldn't you say?
The truth is, James,
I can offer you $4.44 per hour.
Uh, four, four...
$4.44...
- $4.44.
- What about the benefits?
Two fifteen-minute breaks
and a half hour for lunch.
And the title is, uh,
night... cleanup boy.
Yes.
I'll take it.
Oh, and, uh...
Iose the curl.
- Thank you.
So the parrot says,
"Of course I can talk."
Can you fly?
I don't want any damn Japanese
automobile plant in this town.
It... it means jobs.
I don't need a job.
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