Captain Newman, M.D. Page #5
- Year:
- 1963
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anything yet.
We keep sheep
in the back yard
for tests for the lab.
How about a nice game
of gin tonight?
Who plans that far ahead?
LElBOWlTZ:
I'm livingfrom minute to minute.
He'll make
a good orderly,
Blodgie.
He understands suffering.
You're leveling, Doc.
I'm all right now?
You're as normal
as fleas on a dog.
All that's left is
for you to realize it.
You better get
around to it.
I've got you marked
fit for duty.
You're going back
to your outfit.
I am? When?
a 10-day pass.
Ten days at home
with your family
and after that...
So, start packing.
I need your bed.
You've got it, sir.
And I got a 4:
10 busto catch.
LElBOWlTZ:
(SlNGlNG)Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm
he had some chicks
Your new orderly is
standing on a chair,
conducting
the Colfax Glee Club.
Next, he'll be
passing out lollipops.
MEN:
(SlNGlNG)Here a chick, there a chick
Everywhere a chick, chick
LElBOWlTZ:
Come on, you guys.Louder. Everybody.
Come on, you crazy bums.
Don't you want to get well?
Sing!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O
Well, yes, we set up
a medical hearing
for Tuesday,
but Colonel Bliss
begged off.
And after all his yelling
to get out of here.
Did he say why?
No.
I offered to set up
another hearing
at his convenience.
He was to let me know,
and that was three days ago.
How is that for a puzzler?
It worries me.
Whatever was behind
that Officers' Club thing,
Colonel Bliss doesn't
think it was trivial.
(EXCLAlMS) Sorry, sir.
Oh, Colonel?
Yes.
I finally solved
the mystery of
the missing orderly.
Corporal Leibowitz
didn't vanish into
thin air.
He was somehow
maneuvered into
Ward 7
and he's been
working there
ever since.
Isn't that so,
Captain Newman?
Well, is it?
Well, l
couldn't call
an attractive girl
like that a liar.
Joe, you can't just
hijack a soldier
and put him in your ward
without telling anyone.
As far as the Army
is concerned,
Leibowitz has been AWOL
for two weeks.
You're absolutely
right, Colonel.
Excuse me for
just a moment.
BARNEY:
Joe!Well, I'll be shoving off.
Thanks for everything.
Pleasure having you, Barney.
Say hello to
the Pentagon.
(CHUCKLlNG)
We don't speak.
Well, so long.
So long.
Lieutenant Corum,
I'm truly very sorry.
I'll check my staff,
I'll find out who's
responsible for this.
Try sodium pentothal.
It's wonderful stuff
for getting at the truth.
If that is what
we're after, Captain.
Well, Leibowitz probably
Guess we'll have to put
a foul-up in paperwork.
All right.
The truth is,
we needed him.
You needed him?
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