Camp Dread Page #4

high or shoulder level,

they get everything

and what they don't get

the other three dozen will.

Okay, let's hustle up guys.

- Yo, I'm outta here, guys,

no way I'm doing this

bullshit for this kook,

I'm just sayin'.

- You know, I gotta

tell you something,

I find the phrase "just sayin''

to be a passive agressive

p*ssy way of trying

to get the last word.

If you want the last

word in an argument

just say, last word.

It throws the other person off,

you're sayin' I claimed

the last word, period.

That's the way to

do it with balls.

Or, you just punch

your no dick opponent

right the f*** out.

- Yep, but reality TV?

You can't TV reality,

I need rehab, okay?

And we all signed up for rehab.

- Not me.

- Okay, but rehab it's

like outward bound camp,

you can't just do a

switcheroo and throw

a million buck at ya.

- I'll let anyone throw

a million bucks at me.

- The only way out

is elimination.

If a single one of you forfeits,

you all lose the money.

Last word.

- Okay, I don't know

why you guys are here,

but I know why I'm here.

And this doesn't even

make sense to me,

I f***ing hate horror movies.

- F***, you will not ruin my

shot at a million dollars,

a**hole, last word.

- Lower your voice.

- Just sayin', who's with me?

- I will eliminate you.

- Hey, hey Novak.

- I will eliminate you!

- [Matty] Stop, relax, relax!

- [Novak] He's gonna

ruin it for all of us!

- Just relax!

- I'm not goin'

to f***in' rehab.

- Get out.

- [Calvin] Calm

the f*** down, man.

- I'm not goin'

to f***ing rehab.

- Alright, just relax.

(ominous, pulsing music)

(bugs chirping)

(coughing)

(cell phone chiming)

- What the f***?

(whoosing)

(screaming)

- So this kid

threatens to walk off

and you don't even care?

- It's ten miles to

town, he's not a kid,

and he's walkin' nowhere.

- He's a walking lawsuit,

Julian, that's what he is.

Jesus, you haven't

learned anything.

- John, John you

starred in three films.

- Two, Julian, two.

I was signed for more,

- Where you and Rachel hacked,

impaled, and burned kids

to death and now you have an

issue with scaring children?

What's up with you pal?

- Julian, I read their

profiles on the flight here

and these people have

some serious issues,

I mean out of everyone

you tried out, why them?

John's right, messing

with their minds,

- You mess with

millions of minds, doll.

- I think that's why I got

out and I went back to school

for counseling.

- And we weren't trying

to say our work was real,

for Christ sakes,

their movies Julian,

you know that.

This is mental abuse.

And Rachel, please don't

get all high and mighty

about your new career.

Alright, we all know that

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