Cadillac Man Page #4

- Hey, sweetie.

- Darling.

- Baby.

- Moments.

Joey, what are you doing?

It's OK, Mario.

It's my car.

Key. Sorry about that.

Put the cigarette out.

Tony's trying to quit.

Yeah. These things

will kill you.

Oh, God, am I late. I hope

Tony will still see me.

Some people late to see Tony...

end up late

for their own funeral.

Wait, Carmine will bail me out.

Good old Carmine...

Tony's number one man.

Come in, Joey.

- Where's Carmine?

- Hunting accident.

Wait here.

I'll take those.

- There you go, Joey.

- Thanks, Tony.

All right. Let's get

down to business.

What's on your mind?

I was wondering if you

or any of the boys...

are looking for a new car...

because we're having

a sale on Sunday, Ton.

You're having a sale?

Is that what you

came here for, Joey?

I'll tell you what,

I'll pass the word along.

That'd be nice.

You didn't come here

looking for money?

Joey, please, no more money.

Hey, Tony, I'm not asking.

Listen, we go back...

but I am not

your personal banker.

Tony, you've been great to me.

Thank you. Really.

God bless you.

You know, other guys out 20 Gs...

other guys I fix.

Listen to me

and listen carefully.

Don't make me wait too long.

I won't, no.

Don't make me wait too long.

Drink up.

Come here. Salute.

Take it from me, Joey.

As much fun as women are...

they are not won'th

ruining your life over.

Thanks for spreading the word

about the sale.

Not a problem.

Thanks for getting

my kid that weekend job.

Frankie, that lazy sh*t.

Did you see...

that f***ing tattoo

he has on his arm?

Thinks he's gonna be

a rock 'r roll star.

Sometimes I think

he's gonna be a fruit.

Hey, I'll see you.

- We go back, Ton.

- We go back, Joey.

OK, Joey, here are the rules.

No wisecracks, no arguments...

and definitely no fighting

with the wife... ex-wife.

Remember the alimony?

Hey, my paint job's

still holding up.

I get in there, I get her

back in that good mood...

like I used to...

then I take care

of business... car business.

Wait a minute.

Maybe she's seeing somebody.

Why not?

She's a good-looking woman.

Who wouldn't be

attracted to her?

Stayir

Stayir alive

Stayir alive

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

Staying alive

Alive

You're looking good, Tina.

You don't do that, Joey, coming

in here without calling...

without even ringing

the damn bell.

You don't live here, you know.

I just paid for it.

That doesn't

give you the right...

to come in here,

especially when I'm not home.

I don't do that.

Get off it.

I know your smell.

We were married for 11 years.

Get out of my mail.

Excuse me.

What's this, huh?

It's food.

It's vitamins.

These are chemicals.

Lisa needs real food to grow...

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