Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever Page #4

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are making me

a little uncomfortable.

Well, you know, today's the only day

you're gonna get 'em, so enjoy.

Cassie, Mom's looking for you!

- Okay.

- I guess you better get going, huh?

Yeah. Well, it was

nice talking to you, John.

- Yeah. Yeah, you too.

- Bye.

Hey, Cassie, wait up!

Hey, do you want to

go to prom with me?

Look, I know you've been through a lot-

things are a mess...

but it's prom,

you know?

I don't know, it's the last

few weeks of high school,

and I just figure it'd be the kind of

thing that we'd regret not having done.

Look, I really

want to go.

And you're the only person

I could see myself going with.

So how about it?

I can't, John.

I'm sorry.

Look, if you're worried about

me getting beat up or anything,

- don't worry about it.

- No, I'm not worried about that.

Like, l- it's just like my brother's sick

and I've got all this stuff to do.

And it's just, like,

I don't know.

It's just too much,

you know?

- I understand.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, it's all right.

- Well, call me later.

- Bye.

- Bye.

'Bride of the Cannibals'

it is.

Stupid.

Here's your pancakes,

sweetie.

Oh, Lucille.

I've been dreaming about

your pancakes all day.

I know, baby.

That's what all

the young boys say.

Oh, what the f***, man?

Bill! Bill!

- Jesus.

- Okay, Bill!

Deliver us from

all of this evilness!

Full of the devil!

I know you did it!

Bill, you gotta

breathe.

Breathe. Breathe.

In the name of all that is holy,

oh, hallelujah, Lord.

God, deliver us from

these evil evil people!

Oh! Oh my God!

Bill, you're in trouble!

Oh! Bill!

The ambulance

will be right here.

Bill, I know where

you come from, Bill.

I know you're-

come on, Bill! Oh!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Sh*t.

This is bad news.

This is real bad news.

Yeah?

I hope you're dressed.

I have got big news.

The entire team is going

to the prom after all.

Oh, so there's an 'I'

in team now?

John, don't try to be funny.

You're not good at it.

You're just not good at it.

Hey, don't hang up.

I didn't mean that.

No no no no no no.

John? John?

- Spit it out.

- Funny you should say that actually.

All you need to know is

that I have a date for prom.

You need to get your ass

out of f***ing bed,

get on a suit and tie,

and that's it.

You know, after listening to you

rag on prom for the last week,

I think I finally

came around.

Prom blows.

That was a lot of rings.

- I'm gonna go now.

- No no, dude, come on.

Dude, please.

Please? You can't let me

go to this by myself.

You're my best friend. You can't do that.

It's not in the book.

You can't do this.

Please, man.

Please.

- Please?

- All right.

I'll go.

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