Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever Page #3

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That's not how we

were informed.

Yeah, Alex said that

your little-

So is it now safe

to assume

that you will be coming over

tonight after all?

Uh, I don't know, you guys.

It's prom night.

News flash, John-

prom blows.

How you gonna pass up

'Bride of the Cannibals 2:

The Director's Cut'

for a gay dance?

It's the most insane sequel ever made;

it's banned in over 26 countries.

Can you even begin to

comprehend that awesomeness?

Yeah, we heard there's

this one part

where the broad with the piranha

teeth bites the guy's dick and balls.

John, you see it

in a close-up.

That does sound good.

Yeah.

But I'm still not sure

what I'm doing tonight.

What do you mean you don't

know what you're doing?

Prom's in, like,

five hours.

Who are you gonna ask

at this point, your mother?

If Mom would let me go

to the dance,

I'd be f***ing so much

p*ssy tonight.

- Hey, John.

- Hey, Cassie.

Hey, do you want to

walk with me?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah?

I'll catch you guys later.

Cool?

Oh my God,

those two are so funny.

- D8D?

- Yeah.

Oh my God, I heard Dane

scored 1500 on his SATs.

- 1550.

- What?

- Yeah.

- No way. How old is that kid?

- Like 12.

- Oh my God.

Yeah, but I think he's

living proof

that you can be smart

and stupid at the same time.

You should see when he

and Alex get together.

Oh, Alex- I haven't talked

to him in, like, forever.

It's so weird.

How is he?

He's good, you know?

- He's still Alex.

- Yeah?

Yeah, I think we're gonna

go over to their house later

and watch some movies

or something.

Okay. So you're not

going to prom?

Nah.

Yeah, me neither.

Well, you'll probably

be disappearing

to some amazing medical

school soon, right?

I did get into Adams.

- You got into Adams?

- Yeah.

- Oh my God, why didn't you tell me?

- I'm telling you now.

Well, congratulations. That's awesome.

That's what you wanted.

Yeah, I guess it is.

- Wow.

- Thanks.

So how are you doing?

- What?

- Everything.

I don't know.

I mean, it's okay. I don't know.

I'm fine, I don't know.

Like, relationships are hard.

What can you do?

Yackety schmakety.

It was the right

decision, though.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

You know, you're probably

the only person I know

who's actually going to do

something with their life.

- Oh, come on, that's not true.

- No, it's true.

Seriously, like, I have no

clue what I'm gonna do.

Nobody does, you know?

Oh my God, everybody's going

to be so super jealous

when you come back to town

and you're this really famous doctor

and they're all a bunch of fat

townies with ugly babies.

I'm serious. Like, even Marc was

jealous of you, you know that?

Come on, Cassie,

all these compliments you're paying me

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