C.O.G. Page #3

-Oh, hey.

-(MOOING)

Hey, cows.

Hi.

Are you hungry?

(CLICKING TONGUE)

Come on. (KISSING)

Go get it.

Stupid f***ing cow.

DAVID:
Do cows look forward to anything?

They must be so bored.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

I mean, what do they even do all day?

Do they regret things?

Like, "I should've gone to that side

"of the field today

because this side is a mess."

JENNIFER:
Hey! David!

DAVID:
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Jennifer.

-Oh, my God!

-At last!

-Oh!

-Oh!

Look at you.

Johnny Appleseed.

It's only been six days and it looks like

you've been working up here for years.

It is such a relief to see you.

Why are you wearing that sweater?

And why does everyone here

think your name is Samuel?

I don't know, I thought it'd be fun to be

called something different for a change.

(LAUGHS) You retard.

I cannot tell you

how bad it's been without you,

but now that you're here,

we're gonna have fun.

What's he doing here?

-You're not staying?

-David, it's not like that.

(LAUGHS) You know this was her idea, right?

She was reading Grapes of Wrath

and said, "Let's go work in the fields."

So I gave up everything,

my credit cards, my cell phone.

You said, "Let's see how the real people live."

Well, Jennifer,

why did you even come?

I had no way to reach you.

Hobbs doesn't even answer his phone, and...

And I thought that maybe you would

want to come down with us.

It just felt right to come and visit.

This isn't a visit, it's an execution.

You took a detour to come here

and f*** me face-to-face.

(STUTTERING) Okay, hey, man,

you know, you don't have to be so mean.

Oh, Rob, could you give us a moment?

-I mean, could you leave?

-David!

Okay. Where do you want me to go?

The bathroom or something.

Just get out of here.

-I'm sorry.

-It's all right.

That guy?

-He's your boyfriend now?

-Yes.

-You've f***ed already?

-Yes.

In his car?

-Yes.

-You're a slut.

-(SCOFFS)

-I'm not kidding.

It won't last. You'll see.

Will you stop being

such a little b*tch about this?

You're abandoning me in Shitsville, Oregon.

-So come with Rob and me to San Francisco.

-(SIGHS)

David...

I mean, these people are trash.

They're more trouble than they're worth.

I think I fit in here just fine.

You don't have to do that to yourself.

Playing whatever

sadomasochistic victim card,

it isn't going to help you.

It's just masochism, not sadomasochism.

Hmm.

I know what this is really about,

and just because you avoid them,

it doesn't mean that

they're going to miss you.

Just stop being so prideful.

Get over it.

It's not like anything that bad

really happened anyways.

This thing with that guy will end,

and then you're going

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