Butterfly & Sword Page #4

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Here it is.

Oh, it smells good.

Be smart in business

and you won't end up a dead fish like this.

What should I do then?

You should be vicious.

But, most important of all you should have this.

It looks like bean curd.

It's pig's brains,

that means you should use your brain.

That's right.

My God, please bless my husband

so he will be smart and make more money.

Then all women will be fond of him

and be seduced by him... Oh, no!

No, forget the things I just mentioned.

I'll start from the very beginning.

My God, please bless my husband.

Be safe in this trip. Don't be framed by rascals.

Have a nice trip and come back soon.

Most important of all, don't be courted

by other girls and stay loyal to me.

Butterfly, what have you put in my luggage?

It's so heavy.

Why are there so many books?

These are the secret books

which you forbid me to see.

You said, you depended on them for business.

I never said that.

You're right,

these are the books I need for business.

If you feel it's heavy just leave it.

No, it's not too heavy.

Where is my sword?

Where did you put my sword?

What's the use of taking the sword with you?

It's for the sake of appearances

and it's useful to carry something.

It can be used as a stick.

I can cut fruit with it, and...

maybe fight with it as well.

Let me think,

what I should buy you as a souvenir?

Cosmetics?

No.

Silk garments?

No, too kitsch.

Any hints?

This new product...

A shovel?

No, it's for women. Foreign women love it.

Thousands of Chinese women find them attractive.

That's great. It must be wonderful.

Look.

This is called a bra.

And these are called underpants.

Bra and underpants.

Let me tell you.

These two things give ladies the perfect figure.

Men find them so attractive

that they are loyal to the women who wear them.

Ko has a nice figure... She must use these.

That's great.

Remember to buy me these.

What a pretty moon tonight.

I don't want the moon to go.

Because when it goes,

it means it's time for you to leave me.

Can you cancel this trip?

I don't want to leave you.

But this is something we have no control over.

It is confusing.

Like when we wake up

and can't remember a dream we've just had.

Do you understand?

Sure I do.

Don't think I don't understand.

Are you not leaving?

You're really smart. But wrong.

But I promise you I will come back soon,

very soon.

Keep your promise.

Butterfly, I am leaving now.

Try not to miss me. I'll miss you a lot.

And don't worry about me,

or else I'll end up worrying about you.

You should remember not to treat Ko as your maid.

Learn how to sew if you have time.

Don't bother her.

Also, don't ever offend her over silly things.

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