Bunny the Killer Thing Page #2

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- This is the best sh*t you'll ever taste.

Tell you what. When we go to the garage,

and it's just you and me, -

You can taste my sh*t.

I think we have a deal, Mr. Black.

- Yeah!

Come on, let's go.

How's it going mate?

- Hey.

Hey, I'm Vincent.

- Trust me, you don't

wanna handshake me now.

P*ssy!

Who's gotta bigger digga?

P*ssy!

P*ssy!

Well, hi stranger.

- Hi, I'm Vincent.

Im Sara.

- Nice to meet you Sara.

You too.

- Thanks.

May I thank you for bringing me back here?

- Of course!

You were in the middle of the road,

alone. And -

You are so cute.

- You are so cute.

I like you from here to Helsinki.

- Oh that's very much!

Hi there!

Smells like teen p*ssy!

Fresh p*ssy!

More sh*t, Mr. White?

- Okey.

Well?

- It's OK.

You don't feel kind of funny?

- No.

This is your third shot. You should be like

in Wonderland or something already.

This ain't my sh*t!

- It's not?

Have a look on the backseat,

I should have more sh*t in there.

Mate stop! What the f*** are you doing?

I said the backseat.

Oh the backseat, OK.

The trunk was locked.

- Damn right it's locked.

Mr. White. Don't touch the trunk again, OK?

- OK.

F*** me!

You're so funny.

- You're more funny when you're drunk.

Well? Tell me.

- No.

Come on, tell me.

- No.

Just tell me the color of your panties.

- Is that really so important?

I want to know. Show me.

- No! Move!

I didn't remember this was so strong.

- Perhaps you shouldn't drink anymore.

Are you OK?

Maybe she's not OK.

I'm having a lots of fun, but -

Are you OK?

- Yeah.

You're very quiet.

P*ssy!

F***ing sick!

Are you Finnish?

- Yes. Hi, -

I'm Tuomas.

- Julia.

P*ssy!

Are you OK?

- No.

I want big b*obs.

- What?

I want big b*obs.

Darling, you have the

most beautiful tits.

Do you really think so?

- Of course.

What are you doing?

Well?

They fit my hands perfectly.-

Solid, nice tits. They

are the perfect tits.

Oh sorry!

- It's OK.

What?

- We got an alert from Kevtlaakso area.

A real alert, not a reindeer crash or so.

Maybe it was a prank call.

- All alerts must be checked.

There's a giant animal, which is after the

tourists. It has an enormous penis, and -

it speaks English.

- English?

Do you smell it?

I smell something fishy about this.

I had a great night with you, Sara.

Good night.

Where's Sara?

She was so drunk, so I tucked her to bed.

Sara?

What's wrong?

Tuomas is not answering.

He's probably at the sauna still.

I'll go get him.

Rabbit in the ditch, sits and sleeps,

sits and sleeps. -

Poor rabbit, are you sick, -

Hey!

What's the situation with the car?

- It should be working by the morning.

So we'll be leaving

in the morning then.

Cheers.

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