Buddymoon Page #2

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DOESN'T EXIST.

YEAH.

WHEN A FRIEND:

AND ANOTHER FRIEND

ARE GOING THROUGH

THE FORES FOR SOME

ADVENTURING TIMES

WHAT WILL THEY SEE?

NOBODY KNOWS:

-WAIT, WAIT.

- THEY WILL JUST GO--

SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

HELLO?

SHUT UP.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

YOU KNOW, I WILL HAVE

MY PHONE ON ME ALL WEEK.

I'M REACHABLE.

OKAY, BYE.

WOO HOO HOO!

THAT WAS MY AGENT.

-YEAH?

-OKAY, I WENT IN

FOR THIS LEWIS AND CLARK

BIO PIC FOR WILLIAM CLARK.

THEY REALLY LIKE ME,

AND I'M GONNA FIND OU -IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.

-OH, DAVID, I'M SO HAPPY.

YOU-- YOU THINK

I'LL GET RECEPTION, RIGHT?

-OH, IN THE FOREST?

-YEAH.

N-NO.

NO, NO.

WE'RE IN THE BOONIE-DOCKS

RIGHT NOW.

-YOU READY?

-YEAH.

I ENTERED US:

IN THE REGISTRY, DAVID.

THIS WAY, IF A SASQUATCH

OR SOMETHING EATS US,

OUR PARENTS WILL FIND

OUR LIMBS OKAY.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- HAHA! LET'S DO THIS!

- OH, YEAH.

BOUND IT, DAVID.

BOUND IT.

HO-HOO!

-ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, FLULA?

-I SEE IT, DAVID.

-WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

-I LOVE IT.

EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED.

THIS IS MY THERAPY.

MY ANTIDEPRESSANT.

SUCK IT IN, DAVID,

SUCK IT IN.

WHAT DOES IT BRING TO MIND

FOR YOU?

IT'S LIKE HEAVEN,

BUT WITH REAL TREES.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING.

"THE WOODED COUNTRY,

THROUGH WHICH:

WE NOW PASS:

IS THE MOST RUGGED

AND MOST BEAUTIFUL

I HAVE EVER SEEN.

BUT THIS BEAUTY BELIES SURELY

BELIES SOME UNKNOWN DANGER.

I AM NO COWARD,

BUT I FEAR:

THAT NOT ALL:

WILL MAKE IT ACROSS

THE CONTINENT.

BUT FOR NOW,

ALL ARE IN GOOD SPIRITS.

NOT A WHISPER OF DISCONTEN CAN BE HEARD AMONG THE MEN.

WE ACT IN UNISON

WITH THE MOS PERFECT HARMONY."

OKAY.

DAVID, CAN WE INCREASE

OUR PACE A BIT?

OH, GOD.

HEY, DAVID,

WE'RE SLOWING DOWN.

MOVE THOSE TINY LEGS.

GOOD GOD.

WHOA.

WHAT'S THE ALTITUDE HERE?

WOW, THESE, UH--

THESE PACKS:

ARE HEAVY, HUH?

-NO, NOT REALLY.

-PRETTY LIGHT.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, I JUST, UH--

THINK THA MORNING BOTTLE OF ROS

IS CATCHING UP TO ME.

THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.

LET'S SWEAT IT OUT.

COME.

JUST PUSH OUT THAT ROS,

PUSH IT OU YOUR PORES, DAVID.

-DAVID?

-OH, MY GOD.

-OH, MY GOD.

-DON'T LET THE TRAIL HIKE YOU.

YOU MUST HIKE:

THE TRAIL, DAVID.

COME.

HAHA-HAH!

YEAH!

FEEL IT IN:

YOUR LUNGS, DAVID.

MY LEGS ARE TINGLING.

OH, NATURE.

YOU'RE SO REFRESHING.

YOU'RE LIKE

AN ARNOLD PALMER.

YOU'RE LIKE A CIGARETTE.

BUT NOT FILLED WITH NICOTINE,

YOU'RE FILLED WITH...

NATURE.

WOO AHH!

I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT.

AH HAHA HAH!

NATURE, I SUCK YOU IN.

OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES,

WHICH I UNDERSTAND,

BUT I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS,

WHICH SCARES ME.

HOW FAR:

DID WE WALK TODAY, DAVID?

WE WALKED TWO POINT--

JUST TWO MILES.

HOW MANY MORE MILES

REMAIN?

I THINK WE NEED:

TO WALK FASTER.

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