Buddy Cops Page #2

into those race cars.

That's a jackpot.

A gigantic bill.

What department would pay it up?

The C.l.D. is moving

to a new office

and they are saying that the new

office is too small to fit us in.

Then what do we do now?

Guess we have to

come up with ways.

Perhaps giving YOU UP?

Have you watched The Titanic?

It's better to have only one

person jumping into the sea

instead of us all drowning.

Look at us two, do we

look like we can swim?

Oh, that's a tough one for you.

That's no big deal,

we are colleagues

after all, aren't we?

Well then, before hopping off,

guess I'll have a chat with

the Complaints Council

and the Ombudsman.

Just to let them know your

cruise trips to Macau

and the expensive wines

from your rich friends,

also the illegal basement

at your country house.

Don't sleep talk

in broad daylight.

Forget about it.

We'll forgive you

and don't worry about

these, I'll handle them.

It is the government's

money after all.

Where are we going then?

Aha,

we are merging with the C.N.D.

Let's have a cross over!

What's C.N.D.?

C.N.D.

stands for Central

New Department.

A new section

with no actual purpose.

Composed entirely of

unwanted staff the

management can't get rid of.

Their main duties include

issuing tickets,

marking parking lots,

ordering pepper sprays,

organizing social events,

providing extras for the

Police Report program

and closing old cases, etc.

Are you ready?

Welcome Man Sir!

Man Sir,

It's my pleasure to

be your colleague

Thanks, though it's a

little over the top.

No, not at all.

Your packages have arrived.

- I'll show you your room.

- Great, thanks.

It is designed after

your old office.

This is PC Buddy,

designed by the girls.

It has better ratings online

than the Chief Executive.

That's impressive.

Well, I need to have a

few words with you.

Good,

whoa, just like the old office.

Right, we all stick to

your work philosophy:

get nothing done

and stay away from trouble

But you aren't supposed to

bring Fei with you, right?

No department is

willing to take him in

You see, our department

is the heaven and paradise

of the Police Force.

That guy out there

pissed off the organized

crime bureau.

He also crashed my godson's car.

I don't want to see him around.

I can ask him to stay

away from the office,

and I won't arrange

a desk for him.

How about that?

Chau Sir, I have nowhere to sit.

Chau Sir, Chau Sir.

Hey, Chau Sir, I

have nowhere to sit.

Chau Sir, hey, hey.

Okay, fine.

Damn, why are you

working as a cop?

Go work in cosmetics.

Let me give you a

piece of advice.

A cop should never drive

a family car like yours.

It never goes over 70km/h.

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