Buddy Cops
- Year:
- 2016
- 102 min
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Help!
"Chan Kin-fei"
Legion fever is back again,
make sure you stay
away from germs.
Sports day is coming
up next week.
Sign up if you are not on duty.
We need a dozen of colleagues
for tomorrow's Police
Report shooting.
The 'post-compliant
trauma' peer group
is taking in newbies.
Don't forget the
'Star of the Month'
birthday party this afternoon,
there will be cakes and lucky
draw in the common room.
"Johnny Li"
Squat, you little perv!
Hi there miss, police.
Hi, Sir
Did he just molest you?
Your ID card please.
What's your name, miss?
What? ID card?
No, I mean your English name.
Sounds much friendlier, right?
I am Candy.
Right, Candy, thanks.
Give me your number too.
Don't get me wrong,
I just want to
follow up your case
and keep you posted.
There are a lot
of people around,
don't want you to feel
awkward, you know.
All right. Thanks, sir.
Just Fei will do.
Fei.
Darling.
Johnny.
What? Are we following up cases?
Of course not.
Just gossiping.
Have you ordered that COMME
des GARSONS cross-over
-outfit for me yet?
- Oh wait,
I will be a bridesmaid next Sat.
You need to pick a dress for me.
Hey, hold on.
report to Madam Chu for me.
But is Madam Chu back yet?
She was desperately
looking for you...
...first thing she got back.
Good on you, having a
godmother at work.
No need to work
away from office.
All you need is to be
her personal assistant.
Getting her coffee and
tending to her kid,
So chilled.
Thanks, Fei.
Bye. Take care.
Stand up, you perv.
Sir...
What? So used to
getting caught, huh?
You are really taking
snapshots of women panties.
So many of them, you
son of a b*tch,
And even this? Such bad taste.
No, sir.
The exams are stressing me out.
- Give me a chance...
- A chance?
Tell you what,
you won't get away with this
even you are a first offender.
You'll make it to the
headlines for sure.
When you are behind bars,
look at you,
I am sure you'll get
rammed every night.
Sir, please give me a chance.
Madam.
BOY-
These flowers are
from Chief Lam.
You went shopping today?
Nah, these need some washing.
This one needs softener.
Make sure you wrap this up
after washing
and pop in some desiccants.
- And these need dry cleaning.
- Fine.
Then go pick my
son up at school,
and take him to the piano class.
Then get a three-pound cake,
some paper cups and plates too.
We are having the 'Star of the
Yes, madam
Hurry UP-
There are a lot of
reports waiting for you.
Yes, madam.
I am now giving you a chance.
You see, there is an old case
and this bloke at the Ocean Park
in front of the pandas.
That scared the sh*t out
of Ying Ying and Le Le.
If you plead guilty
for a small case like this,
they will only sentence
you to community service.
It is no big deal
cleaning up for the
pandas, right?
If you are willing to do this,
I can pretend I have
seen nothing just now.
- Sir, - What do you think?
I am a nerd but
don't you fool me.
So you don't trust me?
Hands down and make no waves,
- Doubting me, are you?
- No, no, I...
That's right, come to the
police station with me.
This way everyone!
Sir, sir.
We have a new housing estate for sale.
80% net floor area.
Nothing comes up on
the "sand track".
"Informant Lau Jing:"
"Tip-off, the wanted
'credit card Chiu"'
"is appearing at
Tsim Sha Tsui East."
"Also, lend me a
quick ten grand."
"Horse owner" is
entering "sand track".
"Horse owner" is
entering "sand track".
Attention everyone,
"horse owners" arrive.
Brother Chiu, it looks
kinda busy today.
Someone is approaching,
someone is approaching.
Damn it, who on
earth is that guy?
Got it, I will intercept him.
Aren't you "credit card Chiu"?
Hold on, hold on.
Now what? Cash strapped again?
Hey, look at me.
Aren't they...
Police, squat down!
Damn
Take action everyone.
Go, go, go!
Go away.
Go away.
Bugger off.
Go away.
Go away, go away-
Out of my way.
They are running
towards Chatham road.
Block the roads and
intercept them.
This is police, go away.
One by one...
Out of my way.
Come on, move...
Go away.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Quick.
Bastard,
-you are running over a police officer!
- Sorry!
Sorry, sorry...
Tough luck,
I am taking over
your car, get out.
Hey, stop!
I am commanding you to get out.
No way.
You are in my way,
move your arse.
Hey, I am police too.
Are you kidding me?
Use the opposite lane.
Whoa, we are crashing!
Go away.
Go away, go away-
Slow down.
The cake, the cake.
Slow down.
Go away.
Go away.
Hey, don't you know
you can't drive here?
Be careful!
Shut up.
Go away.
Sor . . my, sorry.
Be careful, there are
many people around.
Get out of my way!
Sorry, sorry.
Go away.
Be careful not to run over them.
This is my car.
Bro, that car is tailing us.
Oh, we are going to crash.
Be careful.
Bugger off.
We are finished.
We...are...doomed!
What are you guys doing? Are
you two security guards?
Don't bother, you can't open it.
Our department has shut down.
What? Shut down?
This is the bill for what
you have wrecked today,
plus stuff you
have crashed before,
there is no way you can
retire before age 80.
It is already bad enough
to knock down lamp posts
and traffic lights,
and now you have crashed
into those race cars.
That's a jackpot.
A gigantic bill.
What department would pay it up?
The C.l.D. is moving
to a new office
and they are saying that the new
office is too small to fit us in.
Then what do we do now?
Guess we have to
come up with ways.
Have you watched The Titanic?
It's better to have only one
person jumping into the sea
instead of us all drowning.
Look at us two, do we
look like we can swim?
Oh, that's a tough one for you.
That's no big deal,
we are colleagues
after all, aren't we?
Well then, before hopping off,
guess I'll have a chat with
the Complaints Council
and the Ombudsman.
Just to let them know your
cruise trips to Macau
and the expensive wines
from your rich friends,
also the illegal basement
at your country house.
Don't sleep talk
in broad daylight.
Forget about it.
We'll forgive you
and don't worry about
these, I'll handle them.
It is the government's
money after all.
Where are we going then?
Aha,
we are merging with the C.N.D.
Let's have a cross over!
What's C.N.D.?
C.N.D.
stands for Central
New Department.
A new section
with no actual purpose.
Composed entirely of
unwanted staff the
management can't get rid of.
Their main duties include
issuing tickets,
marking parking lots,
ordering pepper sprays,
organizing social events,
providing extras for the
Police Report program
and closing old cases, etc.
Are you ready?
Welcome Man Sir!
Man Sir,
It's my pleasure to
be your colleague
Thanks, though it's a
little over the top.
No, not at all.
Your packages have arrived.
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