Buddy Cops

Synopsis: After the hot-tempered police detective Fei messes up yet another operation, he is transferred to a fictional department that houses all the useless staff the force couldn't sack. There he finds a new enemy in the mild-mannered desk officer Johnny, who loathes Fei's disregard for discipline. But when Fei's father and Johnny's mother coincidentally become an item, the new brothers must somehow learn to cohabit under the same roof and also work together to rescue Bessie from Mr. Hung.
Genre: Action, Comedy
102 min



"Chan Kin-fei"

Legion fever is back again,

make sure you stay

away from germs.

Sports day is coming

up next week.

Sign up if you are not on duty.

We need a dozen of colleagues

for tomorrow's Police

Report shooting.

The 'post-compliant

trauma' peer group

is taking in newbies.

Don't forget the

'Star of the Month'

birthday party this afternoon,

there will be cakes and lucky

draw in the common room.

"Johnny Li"

Squat, you little perv!

Hi there miss, police.

Hi, Sir

Did he just molest you?

Your ID card please.

What's your name, miss?

What? ID card?

No, I mean your English name.

Sounds much friendlier, right?

I am Candy.

Right, Candy, thanks.

Give me your number too.

Don't get me wrong,

I just want to

follow up your case

and keep you posted.

There are a lot

of people around,

don't want you to feel

awkward, you know.

All right. Thanks, sir.

Just Fei will do.




What? Are we following up cases?

Of course not.

Just gossiping.

Have you ordered that COMME

des GARSONS cross-over

-outfit for me yet?

- Oh wait,

I will be a bridesmaid next Sat.

You need to pick a dress for me.

Hey, hold on.

You promised to write the

report to Madam Chu for me.

But is Madam Chu back yet?

She was desperately

looking for you...

...first thing she got back.

Good on you, having a

godmother at work.

No need to work

away from office.

All you need is to be

her personal assistant.

Getting her coffee and

tending to her kid,

So chilled.

Thanks, Fei.

Bye. Take care.

Stand up, you perv.


What? So used to

getting caught, huh?

You are really taking

snapshots of women panties.

So many of them, you

son of a b*tch,

And even this? Such bad taste.

No, sir.

The exams are stressing me out.

- Give me a chance...

- A chance?

Tell you what,

you won't get away with this

even you are a first offender.

You'll make it to the

headlines for sure.

When you are behind bars,

look at you,

I am sure you'll get

rammed every night.

Sir, please give me a chance.



These flowers are

from Chief Lam.

You went shopping today?

Nah, these need some washing.

This one needs softener.

Make sure you wrap this up

after washing

and pop in some desiccants.

- And these need dry cleaning.

- Fine.

Then go pick my

son up at school,

and take him to the piano class.

Then get a three-pound cake,

some paper cups and plates too.

We are having the 'Star of the

Month' birthday party today.

Yes, madam

Hurry UP-

There are a lot of

reports waiting for you.

Yes, madam.

I am now giving you a chance.

You see, there is an old case

and this bloke at the Ocean Park

did something really filthy

in front of the pandas.

That scared the sh*t out

of Ying Ying and Le Le.

If you plead guilty

for a small case like this,

they will only sentence

you to community service.

It is no big deal

cleaning up for the

pandas, right?

If you are willing to do this,

I can pretend I have

seen nothing just now.

- Sir, - What do you think?

I am a nerd but

don't you fool me.

So you don't trust me?

Hands down and make no waves,

- Doubting me, are you?

- No, no, I...

That's right, come to the

police station with me.

This way everyone!

Sir, sir.

We have a new housing estate for sale.

80% net floor area.

Nothing comes up on

the "sand track".

"Informant Lau Jing:"

"Tip-off, the wanted

'credit card Chiu"'

"is appearing at

Tsim Sha Tsui East."

"Also, lend me a

quick ten grand."

"Horse owner" is

entering "sand track".

"Horse owner" is

entering "sand track".

Attention everyone,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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