Buddy Cops

Synopsis: After the hot-tempered police detective Fei messes up yet another operation, he is transferred to a fictional department that houses all the useless staff the force couldn't sack. There he finds a new enemy in the mild-mannered desk officer Johnny, who loathes Fei's disregard for discipline. But when Fei's father and Johnny's mother coincidentally become an item, the new brothers must somehow learn to cohabit under the same roof and also work together to rescue Bessie from Mr. Hung.
 
IMDB:
4.7
Year:
2016
102 min
77 Views


1

Help!

"Chan Kin-fei"

Legion fever is back again,

make sure you stay

away from germs.

Sports day is coming

up next week.

Sign up if you are not on duty.

We need a dozen of colleagues

for tomorrow's Police

Report shooting.

The 'post-compliant

trauma' peer group

is taking in newbies.

Don't forget the

'Star of the Month'

birthday party this afternoon,

there will be cakes and lucky

draw in the common room.

"Johnny Li"

Squat, you little perv!

Hi there miss, police.

Hi, Sir

Did he just molest you?

Your ID card please.

What's your name, miss?

What? ID card?

No, I mean your English name.

Sounds much friendlier, right?

I am Candy.

Right, Candy, thanks.

Give me your number too.

Don't get me wrong,

I just want to

follow up your case

and keep you posted.

There are a lot

of people around,

don't want you to feel

awkward, you know.

All right. Thanks, sir.

Just Fei will do.

Fei.

Darling.

Johnny.

What? Are we following up cases?

Of course not.

Just gossiping.

Have you ordered that COMME

des GARSONS cross-over

-outfit for me yet?

- Oh wait,

I will be a bridesmaid next Sat.

You need to pick a dress for me.

Hey, hold on.

You promised to write the

report to Madam Chu for me.

But is Madam Chu back yet?

She was desperately

looking for you...

...first thing she got back.

Good on you, having a

godmother at work.

No need to work

away from office.

All you need is to be

her personal assistant.

Getting her coffee and

tending to her kid,

So chilled.

Thanks, Fei.

Bye. Take care.

Stand up, you perv.

Sir...

What? So used to

getting caught, huh?

You are really taking

snapshots of women panties.

So many of them, you

son of a b*tch,

And even this? Such bad taste.

No, sir.

The exams are stressing me out.

- Give me a chance...

- A chance?

Tell you what,

you won't get away with this

even you are a first offender.

You'll make it to the

headlines for sure.

When you are behind bars,

look at you,

I am sure you'll get

rammed every night.

Sir, please give me a chance.

Madam.

BOY-

These flowers are

from Chief Lam.

You went shopping today?

Nah, these need some washing.

This one needs softener.

Make sure you wrap this up

after washing

and pop in some desiccants.

- And these need dry cleaning.

- Fine.

Then go pick my

son up at school,

and take him to the piano class.

Then get a three-pound cake,

some paper cups and plates too.

We are having the 'Star of the

Month' birthday party today.

Yes, madam

Hurry UP-

There are a lot of

reports waiting for you.

Yes, madam.

I am now giving you a chance.

You see, there is an old case

and this bloke at the Ocean Park

did something really filthy

in front of the pandas.

That scared the sh*t out

of Ying Ying and Le Le.

If you plead guilty

for a small case like this,

they will only sentence

you to community service.

It is no big deal

cleaning up for the

pandas, right?

If you are willing to do this,

I can pretend I have

seen nothing just now.

- Sir, - What do you think?

I am a nerd but

don't you fool me.

So you don't trust me?

Hands down and make no waves,

- Doubting me, are you?

- No, no, I...

That's right, come to the

police station with me.

This way everyone!

Sir, sir.

We have a new housing estate for sale.

80% net floor area.

Nothing comes up on

the "sand track".

"Informant Lau Jing:"

"Tip-off, the wanted

'credit card Chiu"'

"is appearing at

Tsim Sha Tsui East."

"Also, lend me a

quick ten grand."

"Horse owner" is

entering "sand track".

"Horse owner" is

entering "sand track".

Attention everyone,

Take no action until all

"horse owners" arrive.

Brother Chiu, it looks

kinda busy today.

Someone is approaching,

someone is approaching.

Damn it, who on

earth is that guy?

Got it, I will intercept him.

Aren't you "credit card Chiu"?

Hold on, hold on.

Now what? Cash strapped again?

Hey, look at me.

Aren't they...

Police, squat down!

Damn

Take action everyone.

Go, go, go!

Go away.

Go away.

Bugger off.

Go away.

Go away, go away-

Out of my way.

They are running

towards Chatham road.

Block the roads and

intercept them.

This is police, go away.

One by one...

Out of my way.

Come on, move...

Go away.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Quick.

Bastard,

-you are running over a police officer!

- Sorry!

Sorry, sorry...

Tough luck,

I am taking over

your car, get out.

Hey, stop!

I am commanding you to get out.

No way.

You are in my way,

move your arse.

Hey, I am police too.

Are you kidding me?

Use the opposite lane.

Whoa, we are crashing!

Go away.

Go away, go away-

Slow down.

The cake, the cake.

Slow down.

Go away.

Go away.

Hey, don't you know

you can't drive here?

Be careful!

Shut up.

Go away.

Sor . . my, sorry.

Be careful, there are

many people around.

Get out of my way!

Sorry, sorry.

Go away.

Be careful not to run over them.

This is my car.

Bro, that car is tailing us.

Oh, we are going to crash.

Be careful.

Bugger off.

We are finished.

We...are...doomed!

What are you guys doing? Are

you two security guards?

Don't bother, you can't open it.

Our department has shut down.

What? Shut down?

This is the bill for what

you have wrecked today,

plus stuff you

have crashed before,

there is no way you can

retire before age 80.

It is already bad enough

to knock down lamp posts

and traffic lights,

and now you have crashed

into those race cars.

That's a jackpot.

A gigantic bill.

What department would pay it up?

The C.l.D. is moving

to a new office

and they are saying that the new

office is too small to fit us in.

Then what do we do now?

Guess we have to

come up with ways.

Perhaps giving YOU UP?

Have you watched The Titanic?

It's better to have only one

person jumping into the sea

instead of us all drowning.

Look at us two, do we

look like we can swim?

Oh, that's a tough one for you.

That's no big deal,

we are colleagues

after all, aren't we?

Well then, before hopping off,

guess I'll have a chat with

the Complaints Council

and the Ombudsman.

Just to let them know your

cruise trips to Macau

and the expensive wines

from your rich friends,

also the illegal basement

at your country house.

Don't sleep talk

in broad daylight.

Forget about it.

We'll forgive you

and don't worry about

these, I'll handle them.

It is the government's

money after all.

Where are we going then?

Aha,

we are merging with the C.N.D.

Let's have a cross over!

What's C.N.D.?

C.N.D.

stands for Central

New Department.

A new section

with no actual purpose.

Composed entirely of

unwanted staff the

management can't get rid of.

Their main duties include

issuing tickets,

marking parking lots,

ordering pepper sprays,

organizing social events,

providing extras for the

Police Report program

and closing old cases, etc.

Are you ready?

Welcome Man Sir!

Man Sir,

It's my pleasure to

be your colleague

Thanks, though it's a

little over the top.

No, not at all.

Your packages have arrived.

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