Buck Wild Page #4
is that women are crazy.
You can't allow them
to twist your reality.
I mean, you've been with this
broad for what, a year?
Maybe two?
Am I right?
Six years actually.
Six years?!
Really?
Yeah.
All right, so you've been
with this chick for six years
and she's out
bangin' some other guy,
givin' it to him every night
and then crawling home to you
where you got to
pick up the sloppy seconds.
is you don't even know
you're getting sloppy seconds.
Man, I tell you,
that's like when somebody
puts a hair in your food
or spits in your iced tea.
All right, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Nothing happened, okay?
I don't want to
Look, I know
you're trying to help,
but... I'm fine.
Aah.
Hey, Craig,
need anything to help you sleep?
I got a little something
I'm sure you do, Jerry.
Hey, Craig,
thanks for invitin' me along.
Sure.
Good night.
Hey. Candy?
Come out.
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
Candy?
Candy, is that you?
What the hell?
Do me, Lance.
Okeydokey.
Hey.
Careful now.
Easy now. Easy.
There's plenty of Lance to go around.
Hey, is everything all right?
C-candy?
Wow.
So, you want to play rough, huh?
Wow.
Too rough!
Man.
Wow. Yeah.
Ooh! Oh.
I-is that blood?
Do me, Lance!
Oh, my God!
A-are you okay?
You look sick.
It's just the sniffles.
Do me, Lance!
Yeah, look,
Big day tomorrow.
You know how it goes.
Look, now, uh, I'm no germ freak
but you look like you might be
coming down with something.
M-my health insurance
just lapsed.
Health insurance?
I'm in between jobs
at the moment.
Do me, Lance!
Hey, you know, I think
I've got some cough syrup
back at the...
back at the old cabin.
I'll just...
I'll just go grab you some.
Don't you want a piece of candy?
Yeah.
Sh*t!
Wha-cha!
Hoo!
What are you doing, Jerry?
Training.
Could you maybe train
with a pair of pants on, huh?
I wouldn't want Clyde
to come by...
or anyone else, for that matter.
Clothes are too confining, boss.
They interfere with the
spiritual alignment of the body.
I tell you,
if it weren't illegal,
I'd be naked all the time.
Yeah, well it is illegal, okay?
Even way out here.
Almost done here, boss.
How'd you sleep?
Good.
Uh, good. Good sleep.
You know...
...I was thinkin' a lot
about last night, you know.
Then I started thinking about how
you've been so good to me lately
and how I'd like to, uh...
Like to do something...
a little something nice for you.
That's all right, Jerry.
Putting on pants is good enough.
No, no, no, no.
We're cousins...
family.
If you want me to,
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