
Buck Wild
Damn!
Hello?
Damn 'coons.
Shit.
Who's out there?
Hello?
Daddy! Oh!
Damn it, candy!
How many times
have I got to tell you?
Oh, no.
My tulips.
I'm real sorry, Clyde.
Not as sorry as you're gonna be.
No!
Oh!
How could you?!
We were in love, daddy!
He was gonna take me
to new Mexico!
Oh, candy,
go get in the damn trailer.
But we were in love!
Yeah. Do it now.
I said now, damn it! Go!
Aah! Ugh!
I hate you!
Yeah, well,
that makes two of us.
Damn it, candy!
Baby girl? Is that you?
Chupacabra?
Aah! The chupacabra!
Will you please
give this trip a chance?
I promise we're gonna have fun.
All right? Huh?
Just us friends? Huh?
Hunting off the land.
Who are you texting?
Your girlfriend.
She says hi.
So, I hate to be a nag
but would you mind
cracking the window
or just
putting that out altogether?
I just got this shirt back
from the dry cleaners
and I'd like to wear it
more than o-once.
Or do that.
Thanks.
Tom, Jerry's from New York.
Tell him, Jerry.
Yeah, I'm from New York.
Oh, really?
What brings you to Texas, Jerry?
Ah, Jerry's here temporarily.
Just till he gets
Uh, stuff?
Ah, wh...
what kind of stuff?
Just some stuff
that I should've taken care of
when I had the chance.
Say, wouldn't you
be more comfortable
if we put that big bag
in the back?
It might make it easier
for you to eat those peanuts.
Actually, tom,
I'd be a lot more comfortable
if we put you in the back!
I'm just messin' with you, man!
You're so uptight.
You almost
wet your panties, tom.
But don't you ever
think about touching this bag...
ever.
Anyone want a treat?
Geez. Wh... do those
have pot in them, Lance?
Well, geez, mom, does anyone
still use the word "pot?"
I'll take one of them, boss.
No!
Guys, come on. All right?
Look, we have to
go into town first,
and then we have to
go meet Clyde.
- Who the hell is Clyde?
- He...
He owns buck wild ranch.
Well, I'm with you, boss.
And whatever we kill,
I'm doing the skinnin'
'cause I'm good with a knife.
Damn good.
Clyde...
sounds awesome, Craig.
Uh, why do I have to
sit in the back
with Jeffrey dahmer?
Sorry, guys.
He's family, okay?
He doesn't know
anybody out here.
Probably 'cause
he's killed them all.
Stuffed 'em away
in that duffel bag of his.
Seriously...
did you see how he was
keeping watch over that thing?
The guy's straight out of
a scorsese film.
And what's with the peanuts?
It's like he's working
with a new prosthetic.
All right, look,
I know he's a bit intense, okay?
But will you do me a favor
and just give the guy a chance?
Oh, lovely.
I'm not built for this.
Good day, gentlemen.
It's got to be the brownies.
Uh, good day, uh, sir.
Is there a problem?
Yes, actually.
You appear to be parked
at my pump.
Your pump?
Yes, you see,
I'm what the locals around here
refer to as a "badass,"
an outlaw really,
and am therefore
afforded certain liberties.
In this case, I've chosen
this pump as my pump,
hence why I'm asking you
to move your bloody truck.
Hey, Billy ray!
They got one back here hidin'!
You quit that hidin'!
Look, gentlemen,
I can see that
you aren't from around here.
So I'll allow you
to leave with your dignity.
Oh, yeah?
And what if we don't?
Yeah, it's the brownies.
Terribly sorry, gentlemen.
Always losing my keys, you know.
Let's begin again.
Whoa.
Hey. We don't want
any trouble, all right?
Well, it looks like
we got trouble.
This is stupid.
Jerry, we're gonna move.
Or we can stay
and Mr. peanut here and his Dixie
chicks can fill up someplace else.
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