Bubble Boy Page #5

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Today will truly be a time

of spiritual illumination.

Now, can anyone guess

why we're all here?

- Oh, oh! Me! Oh! -

Yes, Todd. - To find...

- No, the other Todd.

- To find out the final incarnation of the Chosen One?

Exactly.

I can see you've been

reading your Kloobda.

The Chosen One is among us!

He walks the earth.

His final incarnation will be...

The round one!

Yes, the round one.

The holy messenger trapped

in a living globe.

We must find him and release him...

...so that he may carry us...

...only true believers,

to the kingdom of heaven.

And those who reject him

will mutate...

...and burn eternally

on planet PX-41...

...or PX-42 if they run out of room.

If there are no further questions,

let's move on to the buffet.

So they kicked you out of the bus in the middle

of the desert to die like some perro?

Yup.

- Where you headed?

- Niagara Falls.

I gotta get there by Saturday to stop

Chloe from getting married to the wrong man.

Let's cut the vato, huh, ese?

I wasn't planning on

cutting the vato, no.

Somebody run off with your old lady,

legally you're allowed to cut him.

She... She wasn't technically

my old lady.

I just never, um...

I just never told her

how I felt.

When I was your age,

I was in love with a woman.

- Debbie? - No.

- Oh, Danielle.

Wildfire!

Oh, Wildfire!

She looks really nice.

Yeah, but she left me

for some other vato. You know.

Real buttoned-down "I gotta get a job"

kind of vato, you know?

To this day, ese,

I regret not finding him...

...and cutting his heart out

in a really violent way.

Don't be like me, ese.

Don't live in regret.

We'll be riding Wildfire

We'll be riding Wildfire

I'm okay.

- Look at the lights!

- This is Las Vegas, Jimmy!

Wow!

Paris!

- That's beautiful, ain't it?

- And New York!

- That's big New York.

- This is amazing, Slim.

- Go faster! Go faster!

- You like wind in your hair?

Yeah.

"We have the loosest sluts."

That's "slots".

I'll show you how to play

the slot machines.

We can win some gas money

so we can get to Niagara Falls.

- All right, chicas!

- Chicas!

This is amazing!

This town never goes to sleep.

We're gonna do some partying!

Jimmy! Where are you, baby?

My baby Jimmy?

Here we go. Oh, yeah.

Coming through. Excuse us.

Come on.

Talk to me, babies.

Looking good!

Yes, all right.

- Slim?

- Yeah.

What's it like?

I could tell you what it was

like with me and Wildfire.

1200 CCs of American steel

vibrating between your legs. Oh!

I'm talking fourth gear.

4,000 RPMs!

That sounds amazing.

- Hors d'oeuvres?

- No, thanks.

I got my own.

Okay. Last one.

- You go for it.

- Oh, no, I couldn't.

Go on. You want to win the money

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