Bu Er Shen Tan Page #3

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I'd never come home, and

you'd die pining for me!

Do you actually think I'd marry you?

I'd be scared you couldn't

handle the loneliness.

Touch me if you want get hurt!

- Dare you hurt me!

- Stop stop, let go!

- Hey, stop!

- Yeah, I will marry you!

Let's go, go get married!

Go! Get moving!

Who caught the suspect last night?

You're a hero, sir!

These are top-secret files.

The head of a film piracy site.

...that Interpol's been

chasing for five years!

Bi Touren.

BitTorrent?

In those years...

...he uploaded illegal copies of movies...

...including "Love is Not Blind"...

Have you seen it?

He didn't know what he was doing.

Go easy on him.

Lately, it's been kung fu movies.

Like "Fearless,"

"The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate"...

Hey, you look kind of familiar.

Piracy is theft!

Monsters like that should be shot!

Actually I was the one who caught him.

Really, I planned the whole operation.

I was in command.

- Congratulations.

- Just doing my job.

Wait a second.

May I have your attention, please!

Don't worry...

I was just taking a

picture to remember this by.

Say cheese!

Babe, finally, you picked up the phone.

Listen, don't get mad, don't get mad.

Just let me explain, okay?

All I want is one more chance, okay?

Oh shut up!

Detective Wang!

The deceased was Wang Feng, male, 32...

...a real estate project manager.

He was unmarried, had diabetes...

...and was a member of Greenpeace...

...an environmentalist.

Miu Miu?

Orange juice...

This is a murder.

The guy you want is a

jilted lover, some perv.

who drinks orange juice,

and wears fake Miu Miu heels.

Why did it have to be you?

It's a cruel god.

...that makes me bring you in myself.

I know how the story began...

...but I never guessed

it would come to this.

I don't want our relationship

to end like this either...

...but I'm a police officer...

...and this is my duty.

Oh yeah, you're some cop.

You think this is "Infernal Affairs"?

Can you maybe use your brain?

Are bad guys that easy to catch?

I just spilled the drink a minute ago...

...and I bought these shoes in Europe...

...and they're genuine.

And seriously, take

those stupid glasses off.

You're here to gather evidence,

not look like an idiot.

Hey, help us out, alright?

Bring it over here. Okay, turn it.

By my observations, I

deduce this is a murder case.

By your observations,

I should be in jail.

Where's your evidence?

Who would commit suicide by

drowning themselves in cement?

Get him back to the station.

Madam, the piece of cement is too big.

He won't fit in the van.

So get a bigger vehicle.

If we call now, they won't

be here for another hour.

Then wait.

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