Bu Er Shen Tan


Tian Ci, try to be more glowing

on the next take, please.

Sorry, director.

But... The truth is, I...

I'm scared of heights.

I really... I really can't smile.

Don't think that you're going to jump...

...and don't think about how high it is.

Just relax, and think of something nice.

Try, okay?

Just try, try.

I'll... I'll try.

That's right! That's right!

Good, that's what I want!

Roll camera! Action!

What's going on? He wasn't ready!

Where is he?

Next diver, Zheng Jun, 5225B.

Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun!

- Zheng Jun!

- What's going on?

- Zheng Jun!

- Zheng Jun!

The third victim in the

mysterious "smile murders"

...turned up today.

The deceased is diving star Zheng Jun.

Eyewitness accounts state.

...he died suddenly in

mid-air, during a dive.

The cause of death is unknown.

Later that night crowds

of Zheng Jun's fans.

...gathered to mourn his death.

While expressing their grief...

...mourners also called for

answers from the police...

...demanding to know

what measures are being

taken to solve the case.

With pressure on the police

mounting from mourners.

...and bereaved family members...

Police Commissioner Ma stated

in an interview yesterday.

...that she would soon be

making a public statement.

Next, we've got entertainment news!

- I'm a cop.

- Excuse me, two whiskeys.

I'm a cop...

- I'm a cop...

- Knock it off!

If you keep talking...

...the whole world will know you're a cop!


...you said this was a

Scottish theme party...

That's right...

Are you sure this isn't a

Scottish cross-dressing party?

Who said that?

I got that kilt on vacation

in Scotland two years ago.

For myself.


Ooooh! Bomb!

What? Huang Fei Hong, what did you say?

Four 2's!

Where are you?

Hello! What are you staring at?

Show him the royal flush!

Come on! This chef's completely done.

The exchange is in the dance hall...

why are you in the back kitchen?

I'm obviously.

...setting up the ambush.

The minute they see a problem...

...they'll try to leave

through the kitchen.

I say show him the royal flush!

Four 2's came out, now

the ace is the highest.

Just show him the royal flush!

That, right here, is a man

who understands fashion!

It's not every man who can

put on a dress and pull it off!

And look at you,

taking a designer skirt...

...and murdering it.

How are you any

different from a murderer?

A murderer!

You're making fun of me?


Laughing at me?

Wang Bu Er, calm down!

Mocking me?

He just means he's enjoying

the spectacle of you, is all!

Not everyone understands fashion.

Respect the man's trade.

He's so rude!


...if I believed that...

...my name wouldn't be Wang Bu Er!

That's right, your

name wouldn't be Bu Er...

...because that's not a stupid name at all!

Madam, let's switch channels.

What's the matter?

Madam, I have to ask you something.

Why did you make Huang my partner?

Is that a problem?

I just want to know why.

Because you're too impulsive!

Huang is a grizzled

old cop who survives.

I figured if anybody could

neutralize you, it's him.

Umm... I don't want to interrupt...

...but I'm not a grizzled old cop...

I'm a nicely-aged veteran.

Channel 3.


with a cop like Huang...

...he can't make it as a

pop idol, he can't act...

...he talks too much, and he's trouble.

How did he make it on the force?

He might be old, and obnoxious...

...and talk too much...

...but he solved a lot of big

cases when he was young.

He's made it this far

because he's good at his job.

Thank you, Madam!

How are you still listening?

Hello? Hello? You

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