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All right. I think, guys, we're finished.

Once again, "Can you take my finger,

your finger out of my ass,"

is what the guy just said on the phone.

No, Lloyd, I was not speaking to you.

I was just talking to the woman here.

Who's got the audio?

I want to hear the audio back.

I want you to hear...

I want you to hear what this fool is saying.

Play it back. Talking about what?

His a**hole.

Can you be quiet?

Hello, hello. Hey, can you come in?

Do any of you guys

want to make some more money?

-Hi. How are you?

-Hi.

-I'm Brno. Great to have you here.

-It's nice to meet you.

Come and sit on our great furniture.

These are our Mexican chair people.

Demi Moore has 2 of them in her house.

Yeah, if you sit here.

If you sit on that one.

Also, so tell me about

your humanitarian work.

How important is it for you

to help other people?

Helping other people is so vital to my life.

It's like the air that I breathe

and the water that I drink.

-Please, have some water.

-It is extremely, extremely important for me.

You give love to other people

and you get love back in spades.

And I just feel like that's been my life.

Great. You must be hungry.

Let's bring in some food.

Oh, my God.

-Have some.

-Yeah, this is really bad for me.

I'm sorry. This is really not good.

We're leaving.

Come back, please.

Can you please come back?

Yes, yes, I understand.

But I was thinking...

Okay, but... Okay. Okay.

Yes. Thank you.

Minimum Santzgaut.

Puffy Vater?

Reese Witterspinzel?

Stevie Wunderbar?

Wilhelm Schmidt?

Bradolf Pittler?

I think this focus group is really gonna be

a very interesting example

of how it's gonna play out.

I actually got an interview mit Harrison Ford.

-Very good. Very good.

-Yes.

So, you probably already know, today

we're going to be looking at a new TV show,

A-List Celebrity Max Out mit Brno.

-Howdy, I'm Lloyd Robinson.

-Lloyd, Denny Bond.

Hi. Hi. Great.

Me und Lloyd, we haven't actually spoke

since the other day

when I was getting my anus bleached.

We won't go there, please.

-We won't go there. Yeah.

-That was a very

difficult issue on the phone.

And it's very important

what scores you give it,

because if the show scores over an 85%,,

the network's obviously gonna be

very interested. So take a look.

-Absolutely.

-Congratulations.

Who's ready to max out

with loads of celebrities? I am.

Because das ist A-List Celebrity Max Out.

-How are you?

-Great. Thank you for having me.

Okay, so this is the part of the show,

it's called Future Kinder.

People who are pregnant,

we've managed to get the ultrasound photos.

-It's totally great.

-Okay.

Okay, it is Britney's sister.

I can't even remember her name.

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