Bruno & Boots: Go Jump in the Pool Page #7

to have them as your pets?

I'll get some jars.

I see you've tidied.

How's the swim team?

Ugh, don't ask.

Hey, is The Fish gonna be okay

with all this--?

Is that a bag of doorknobs?

What are you--?

It is a bag of victory.

Never mind that.

Check this out.

It's the official website

of the Boots O'Neal fan club.

Chris designed it

and of course, I wrote it.

It's pretty awesome, huh?

Yeah, pretty ridiculous.

Who's that even for?

Uh, well, fans.

Future stalkers...

Oh, and I don't know,

maybe a certain set of parents

who need to be reminded

of how awesome their son is?

They're jocks. Not idiots.

There's no way they're going

to believe I said all this.

Why not? You wouldn't say

anything that isn't true.

Yeah, but I'm not

writing it. You are.

Yeah, I'm your best friend.

Who knows better

what you would say?

Yeah, but...

You really are something, man.

Glad you noticed.

How many n's in "winningocity"?

Winn-ing... Three?

By McKinsey's beard...

That is right, folks,

everything must go!

Where did that--

You don't like the offer?

We will give you a completely

different offer.

Everything must go.

And no jar of ants

would be complete

without our

trusty how-to guides.

And if you lose your ants,

we've got that covered too.

All right.

Bidding starts at $15.

Okay, $10.

Okay, five bucks, guys.

We're getting desperate here.

Twenty bucks or best offer!

Look at you!

Shakespeare's typewriter?

One of a kind.

People, I still

see stuff on tables.

I still see tables.

You want one?

Take it. Give us an offer

and we'll make you a deal.

Everything must go--

Down here. Right now.

This instant.

I'll handle this.

Mr. Sturgeon.

Great to see you.

Thank you for coming.

Do you know how much money

we've made for the pool?

What? What are you talking

about? What money, what pool?

Who gave you permission

to do this?

Mr. Sturgeon, let's be honest.

If I asked you for permission

to hold this rummage sale

on school property,

wouldn't you have said no?

Absolutely.

See? So obviously I made the

right choice not to tell you.

Well, well, Sturgeon.

Quite the scene.

Well, if it isn't

Headmaster Hartley

of York Boys' Academy.

Having a nice time, Bob?

Well, I just picked up

Sherlock Holmes'

copper umbrella stand

for $10,

so that's something.

Mm-hmm. Well, you know,

that probably didn't belong

to Sherlock Holmes.

Oh? And how would you know?

Well, for one thing, Sherlock

Holmes wasn't a real person.

Then explain

the umbrella stand.

Anyways, I'm surprised

that you would

go for something like this.

After all, a rummage sale

is so...

Awesome? Sir, I totally agree.

But do you know what would be

even more awesome?

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