Bruno & Boots: Go Jump in the Pool Page #6

You wanna make

a lot of money, Bruno?

Here's my advice.

Take everything you own

and sell it.

With the 20 bucks you get,

go downtown and

buy yourself a clue.

That's it!

George!

Oh, no! Do not touch me.

You're a genius.

Naiman! You press that tie.

Three demerits.

Yeah.

So that's it? We're just done,

there's no more team anymore?

Boys? What's up?

"Dear boys.

"I always said having fun

mattered more than winning.

"Well, I've had so much

fun with you guys

"that I've decided to try

winning on for size.

"I have accepted

a position at York Academy.

Yours, Coach Flynn."

Are you serious?

I guess we should just go.

Hey, come on, boys.

Where are you going?

We have no coach.

What else are we gonna do?

Guys. If I don't win

this next swim meet,

I'm gonna be stuck with Crusher.

And I hate cheese.

What?

We wanna win our next

swim meet, right?

I was kind of hoping

to learn how to swim first.

We'll work on that. You know,

uh, I'll be the coach.

Okay? I'll run the training.

We'll win.

Who's with me?

I like the sound of that!

By yelling,

he makes it sound possible.

Let's do this!

Yeah!

Rummage sale, boys!

With all the stuff we have,

we're gonna make this money

in no time, okay?

But everything must go!

Okay, okay, okay,

let's see what you got.

So okay,

hockey cards are nice--

Ooh-- But, see, hockey

equipment is nicer, right?

Think big!

Okay, see, you don't

need this lamp, dude.

Just sell it, right? Got that?

Doesn't that belong

to the school?

Well, yeah, but the money we

raise is for the school. Right?

True.

Right.

Now, who has a spare kidney?

Bruno! Bruno!

All right. So I got my Junior

Genius Science Set,

my old protractors-- Whoa.

New protractor.

Great, Elmer.

Now, do you have anything people

might actually want?

Yes, if they don't mind

pre-owned orthodontia.

Burton!

Walton.

What's this I hear

about a rummage sale?

Oh, everything must go.

Do you want in?

Well, what's in it for us?

Uh... glory,

our deepest thanks,

um, a used retainer.

Goodbye, Walton.

And-- And...

free access to the pool

for all the Scrimmage girls.

At any time.

We need everything

by next weekend.

Does that give

you enough time?

No problem.

We're in independent learning.

"Traps Through the Ages."

My idea.

Geeze.

Do you guys ever do

any actual schoolwork?

Scrimmage believes

in learning through living.

I'm dancing my geometry

test next week.

Jealous?

Totally.

Later, Burton.

Elmer?

Do you still have that ant farm

from Operation, uh...

Ant Blaster?

Only 17 unaccounted for.

Good. Here's what

I'm thinking.

Ants. Why pay

to have them removed

when you can just pay

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