Browsers Page #5
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2013
- 25 min
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BROWSERS - 10/25/12
JOSH:
Are you sure?
KATE:
Yes, abso-, I’m like, 50% sure.
JOSH:
Cuz I can’t lose this job, man.
This is what’s gonna get me out ofmy Dad’s house.
KATE:
You’re not making any money.
JOSH:
But it literally gets me out of hishouse. I mean, I’m here now, right?
GABE:
I can’t believe Julianna would do
something like this.
KATE:
It’s like that short story TheLottery where all the townspeopledraw lots and pick up rocks andthat woman gets stoned.
PRUDENCE:
(Paranoid)
What woman got stoned?
KATE:
Hey, Prudence, do you want toborrow some Visine? ‘Cause, you
look like you have, you know...
“allergies”.
SHE OFFERS PRUDENCE VISINE FROM HER PURSE.
PRUDENCE:
Thanks. My allergies are botheringme. Must be the pot!
GABE:
(Privately to JOSH)
Showing up high to your first dayof work?
JOSH:
I know. What a bad Asian.
BROWSERS - 10/25/12
INT. - OFFICE
JUSTIN IS LEADING THE INTERNS THROUGH THE HALLS, POINTING TO
VARIOUS PEOPLE.
JUSTIN:
...so down this little alley is alot of our section editors. That’s
Jason, he’s Politics. Jeannette,
Business... he's Tech... she's
Media... Sports... and usually thatdesk is Women’s Issues, but she’s
out on her lesbian honeymoon.
VICKY:
Hey, Justin.
JUSTIN:
Vicky.
VICKY:
(To interns)
Hi! I’m Vicky, I edit all thecelebrity blogs. We have a lot ofstars with a lot to say who need awhooole lot of help saying it, so-
TOM, ANOTHER STAFFER CALLS TO HER.
TOM:
Vicky, Angelina Jolie’s stopfricking
piece just came in.
VICKY:
You mean “fracking.”
TOM:
Yes I do, and so does she,
probably, but she keeps calling it“fricking”. So why don’t you go fix
it-
VICKY:
Yeah...
TOM:
‘Cause she’s tight with Julianna,
so--
VICKY:
Yeah...
BROWSERS - 10/25/12
TOM:
If you don’t want to end up workingfor Drudge.
VICKY:
SHE WALKS AWAY BRUSQUELY. TOM SMIRKS AND WALKS AWAY.
JUSTIN:
So let’s head over to your area...
KATE:
(Away from JUSTIN)
I think this is real.
GABE:
I think this is very real.
JOSH:
I think this sh*t just got mad
real.
(GABE stares at him)
I said that with mocking self-
irony.
INT. - COMPUTER SCREEN
A FF OF THE GUSH HOME-PAGE. WE TOUR IT ALONG WITH THE
INTERNS.
JUSTIN (V.O.)
Gush.com is the largest content
aggregator on the web. We have 24
content areas with 82 separatesubsections covering everythingfrom politics to entertainment toNew York to Latino voices to our
latest, “mindful living,” which Idon’t know what the hell that is.
It’s a beast, and feeding thatbeast takes a lot of material, and
that takes a lot of coffee runs and
a lot of browsing...
JUSTIN (O.C.)
And both of those are where youcome in. A lot of what we'll be
asking you to do is search the webfor stuff we can repurpose.
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